Hmm, swap out the kid for dogs and you’ve got yourself a follower.

So apparently SnapChat kid is worth like 2 billion dollars or something.

I love that the one guy kept trying to cover it up with the American flag. What a fucking metaphor that is.

Same. I don’t like Bernie but I also don’t like DWS. Seeing her go wouldn’t make me sad.

Yes, this was a really eye-opening read.

Aaron has always seemed relatively private (or as private as someone who is one of the most popular football players around and is dating a movie star can be) so I have a feeling he’s not thrilled about being tied to this trashy show even through someone he doesn’t talk to anymore.

Wouldn’t the most effective route for her to go be like,

JK has a long history of homophobia and women-bashing. He’s repulsive.

I turned him off. Did he ever stop talking about how fantastic he was for New York (liiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss) and move on to Trump or did they eventually just cart his ass off stage?

I am going to die.

How? She was caught in a pretty nasty lie and frankly, they could counter sue her for defamation of character.

Welp, looks like they’re calling her on it now!

...I mean, I’m not a huge Kimye fan but she was playing the victim role pretty hard for her to just expect them to let it go? Why did she even lie about it...?

THIS M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN ASS TWIST.

More like Trash Palin.

I’ve never talked to you before but I have read your updates. I hope you know that you are an absolutely amazing mother. Most people, including myself, would have burnt out a long time ago. Shit, I’m already burnt out and my kids are both neurotypical/ haven’t shown signs of any mental illness yet.

At first I was like, “Ew what a terrible choice” but to be honest Jesus Christ himself couldn’t make Trump more appealing to me. Good luck Mike!

The waiting must have been awful for you all, I can’t even imagine. So glad they made it out okay (at least physically...something like this has to be emotionally traumatizing).

Does he always call her by her full name...?

The other day at a barbeque my husband’s cousin was talking about the election and he was just like, “Yeah I won’t vote Republican but I just really hate Hillary. I mean you can just tell she WANTS to be President and thinks she’d be good at it. Such a bitch.”