Lindsay is also a proud Republican “voter” (let’s be honest; there is no way she actually makes it to the polls to cast her ballot). Republicans and Islam don’t really mix but if anyone didn’t know that it would likely be her.

why do I never get an invite to these things

Sean Hannity and Ted Cruz in one room. This is why the suicide pill exists.

Holy False Equivalency Batman.

She looks kind of like (the white) Michelle Williams if Michelle didn’t know how to properly style her hair.

I secretly hope SS flops because it means that Jared Leto was so over the fucking top for nothing. Sorry to the rest of the cast but it’s what I want, nay, need to happen.