Actually, it's about exits in games journalism.

I'm with you. I was a freakishly tall and skinny kid (before I filled out a lot at about 8 and became a freakishly tall fat kid) so my clothes never fit properly. I also was always losing my stuff, always my hair was a mess and always my laces were untied/clothes half hanging off on one side/etc, always covered in…

Are you kidding? Of course he was let go, he literally did nothing. You can't put people in jail for having creepy online fantasy lives.

Comedy Central does say "Abo" and "boong" a lot less.

no shame here, only pride: in response to your guinea pig photo, I present my boyfriend's uncanny-valley, animal onesie costume.

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

Oh, one more. I had a very good friend who elaborately planned his coming-out. His folks were divorced, so he'd lived with just his mother for maybe his whole life. To tell his mother he was gay, he got a reservation at her favorite restarant, got some flowers, dressed up, and waited nervously.

Stop trying to correct shit that isn't wrong. It's a variant, somewhat archaic spelling, but it's still correct.

This is the worst gay porn trailer I've ever seen.

THAT it does deliver.

I'm guessing that a lot of Joan Rivers' fans like her because of her relative place in history as opposed to thinking that she's still cranking out great stuff.

I've never met a pro-lifer who wasn't ignorant, stupid, or evil. I'm guessing that the ignorant, stupid, and evil members of the anti-abortion brigade are sending endless emails to NBC.

Your dad is Ron Jeremy?

Cute.

I have a gas oven at home. If I bake a loaf of bread, is it accurate to say it's processed with methane and sulfur, and whatever else the local gas company is piping in to my house? I mean, I'm aware that there's no methane IN my bread, but SCARY DANGEROUS CHEMICALS were producing this 'food,' so it must be…

Hexane is all natural.