I always feel bad for restaurants in large cities - NYC, in particular. Rodents are just everywhere so much that you don't even blink when you see one after living there for a while. I was waiting for the subway once and heard a person shriek "OMG A MOUSE!" and heard someone else mutter under their breath, "Gotta be a…

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

STRONG E nuf 4 A MAN BUT Made 4 A WOMAN

Cover letters are the worst. I've helped a lot of people write them, and I have to say, the thing that helps the most is thinking of them as an equation.

You didn't seem to feel bad about this when you wrote it, but I still want to express my support. I have a degree in education and am a professional nanny, and I can NOT STAND large groups of small children. A couple of little children or a gaggle of older ones and I can be patient aaallll day. 25 5-year-olds? I will…

Yesterday three screaming children were sat behind me in the quiet coach of a relatively empty train. Literally screaming. This, "I WILL MURDER YOUR PARENTS IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE I HATE YOU SO MUCH!", was so close to being me.

This is my favorite movie line EVER. I was reading all of the comments and hoping someone, some special person, would mention it. I don't know how to explain my emotions with words (am I a robojezzie?) so please accept this keyboard smash: alsksdsnsjsfnkjdsnfkdnf;lkjldksf

Here's the thing I hate about this "debate:"

I'm from Maine, like Mr. King and I think I can provide some further explanation. "Bitched" in Maine is sometimes used as a synonym for 'fucked', and he was trying to say that what happened to Dylan was fucked up. It was a poor choice of words, but his heart was in the right place.

In high school my 11th english teacher gave me a few of the books to read because I read a lot. I read and i did a lot of laughing...my fam thought i saw reading a comedy. The one good thing i got out of reading those books is that i got a respect for islam and judaism by researching more about them cuz the author…

In a capitalist economy there's plenty of food for everybody, including the poor. It's just all in the pantries of the rich.

So tender! We are the veal of babies.

In our last black peoples meeting we discussed kicking her out. It's a gonna be a fight but I'll keep on fighting cause I really hate that bitch....

NOT MEAN ENOUGH!

I did not walk in expecting much but came away much impressed with her comedic timing. The scene where she is wearing rubber gloves and bobbing her head to "Live and Let Die" still has me giggling. I would say more kudos go to a great ensemble cast than to her individually, though.

Another edition of the "Sensitive Sideshow" genre?

That will teach her to lie on her fishing license application.

The Weed Beneath My Wigs

I find it funny that Karma is actually a bitch.

Seriously? Y'all should come up here. Girl Guides and Scouts are super easy going about the religion thing. The promises have changed "be true to myself, my god, and Canada" to "religion and Canada" (not sure about the scouts, they still mention the queen in there's, so it's a bit different) and while we have a…