We pulled our son when he had to do an exercise to earn his religion badge. He is an atheist. He misses it, and.. but there was nothing he could do to stay in and progress without doing the Religion badge. It's really too bad. However, lesson learned at 11 years of age.. religious organizations don't give a shit about…

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If you can't stock Plan-B for "religious reasons" THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE A PHARMACIST.

"Where all the white Santas at?"

Naw, I wouldn't. Wouldn't be a fair fight.

If she were any more wooden, she could play a marionette in The Lonely Goatherd.

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Cue Michael Douglas: "You can get throat cancer from smoking cock, you fools. YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!"

Am I the only one who thinks Nutella's not that great?

Everything you just said is TRUTH. I'm not religious anymore but I was raised ELCA. They are awesome pastors. And you can be a lesbian and be a pastor! At the same time! I also went to ungrad at a college affiliated with the ELCA and had a religion professor who would hold a boring class then tell us 'You made it!…

Original hussy.

Here's yet another reason to love Patrick Stewart.

Considering how bad she is at dealing with the issues of women of color, I would say that Miley Cyrus is already pretty good at feminism.

Omg! I remember that! My babysitter let us stay up and watch it, and I remember Miss Hawaii being asked what she thought about it, and she was like, "I'm horrified and ashamed, it is disgusting." And I didn't quite understand what she was talking about, but I thought she sounded so mean.

It's HedLEY.

My brother handcuffed me to a pole and left me in the basement (with the lights off!) once when baby sitting me because I was getting in the way of his Nintendo playing. 20 years later, I am still afraid of my parents basement.

I have no damn idea how many people would be interested in SEARCHING FOR THAT.

Honestly, this show should have been put out to pasture long before the tragedy. I hate watch it in a similar manner to how I watch Saved By The Bell now and just assume they're all nonsensical cartoon characters.

The residents of Boston yell "Fuck you" in just the same horrifying accent each and every time.

I would like to implore all the black women in the world to stop bothering this man. He doesn't want you. I know its difficult to let such a prize catch get away. We have to learn to lick our wounds and move on. Please stop embarrassing yourselves. We have to let the white women have this one. I personally will be…