But I’m not into BDSM, so it is WAY too painful to use as toilet paper.

You know, as long as he’s pro-choice - which he just said he is, in that he says women can have the right to decide - I don’t give a fuck whether he thinks abortion is sinful or icky or whatever.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SOPHIA?

I will say that my experiences with opiods in the hospital have left me with vivid, upsetting, and false memories. (I “remember” being verbally abused by someone who was a thousand miles away, for example.)

Well, I am queer, but that doesn’t mean we have to agree with each other.

Hey, you feel how you want to. I, personally, would find it deeply satisfying to have everyone simply say they oppose same-sex marriage because they hate faggots, rather than simpering that they just support “traditional marriage.” Don’t let them control the language they choose; pick it for them. Make it a…

The government is mostly run by straight men. Most straight men think gay sex is gross. Nothing wrong with that, it’s just their sexual wiring.

Entirely off topic, one employee in my local post office always puts up her own little sign saying, “Hearing impaired employee - reads lips.”

I like that the Pages seem to have made every effort to ensure that Lexi’s removal was as traumatic as possible for her.

No, see, the Catholic Church allows use of contraceptive medication for non-contraceptive purposes (i.e., you can take birth control for endometriosis if you are chaste). So, really, these nuns had three options:

“Najim Laachraoui”

Well, at some point they’re going to have to deal with the horrifying fact that Heidi Cruz is a woman who has reapeatedly fucked Ted Cruz. I don’t know how they’re going to recover from that.

Payoffs from “Big Pharma,” is my understanding.

Easily explained. The senator in question:

I once saw a guy slap a police horse in the chest and be immediately arrested while protesting drunkenly that he was “Just trying to give it a high-five.”

I feel the pain of the academic job market.

Maybe they had Shep Smith write it.

“We got us a fine breeder bitch here!”

I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan was too busy doing something else to grope Kate Nash in her bathroom.

Having heard Mandy Patinkin’s imitation of Al Jolson doing “Mammy,” I would not rule out the possibility of him putting on an actual live minstrel show.