I genuinely cannot wrap my head around just how much history this woman has seen. Like, I have older parents, and my mother still has her milk ration book from the tail end of WWII when she was an infant, and THAT’S fucking crazy to to me. But this woman has seen so much, and particularly regarding black Americans,…

I’m genuinely so confused by the choices made with this image that I can’t work up the energy to be offended.

I absolutely and completely believe that religion should be a grounds on which to discriminate. Have you pledged your religious beliefs to a faith which discriminates against women, homosexuals, or other minorities? Then I should get to not hire or house you. It’s your “lifestyle choice,” after all. There’s nothing…

This is cool! There’s some great talent they could maybe sweet-talk into helping some small projects get off the ground (C’mon, Alexie, just a little miniseries?). If some of the SOL reservations like Pine Ridge could start setting up tiny film production enterprises that can be done on a shoestring budget, it could…

My six-year-old murder machine just has dry food sitting out all day and eats when she’s hungry. (I try wet food with her every so often, but she’s not that interested.) She only weighs seven pounds, in part because of her ongoing, determined battle to fight my bedframe to death.

I could care less about the babies, I just think Rousey is a vile piece of human garbage for her vicious anti-trans comments and her support of Sandy Hook conspiracists.

I know one of his kids, who basically had no social life when we used to work together, because it was an extremely liberal place in an extremely liberal city, and every so often someone would forget and talk about what a flaming bag of dogshit Antonin was. So the son I worked with would never go out with us after…

I absolutely don’t believe Amy is a whore. I think Cruz and company do - hence their reason for dumping the entire ad - and I think it’s sad that she would still give their support to them.

Pretty sure she’s in at least her mid-forties. She’s just dumb - and, apparently, still licking the hand that slapped her down for being a whore.

DH Lawrence (of Lady Chatterley’s Lover fame) wrote a poem about a male tortoise screaming as it orgasms. It’s called “Tortoise Shout.”

I’ve taught university-age students for about ten years now - most of them freshmen - and holy shit, you have no idea of the levels of self-importance, arrogance, and malice they are capable of. Remember just how horrifying junior high was? That, plus a few more years of education, so that they’re really good at…

“I only practice the parts of my religion that are convenient for me and would like to be congratulated for that.”

It’s very thoughtful of them to include the bit at the beginning where they say no disrespect is intended towards any women. I now know exactly how to frame my folk ballad, “Hangin’ all the Niggers.”

There’s a prof at my institution who made the news after he attempted to hook up with a thirteen-year-old in a parking lot, and whose defense was that he was “just trying to safely about sex.” One of his colleagues, who’s been here for like a million years, told me that the real reason he’s in jail now wasn’t the sex…

But, while you’d never criticize the games, you’d be sure to criticize anyone who found fault with them, yes?

Can we get a callout for “shitty cars you miss”? That car that was so good some way(s) that you still grieve it, even though it was actively making your life hell.

Can we finally agree to slit the throat of the Great Whore that is the Roman Catholic church?

Ha, wow. Okay, I read the headline too fast and totally thought this was another story, the one in which the German guy helping refugees lied his ass off about taking a dying one to his house because the guy couldn’t get through the intake center in time.

What we know suggests that he may have met the victim through their mutual female friend; his suggestion that they cover up the crime together may have been suggestion enough for her to agree.

I fucking hate you so much for making me laugh at this story.