The sooner we understand that being a whore has nothing to do with sex work, the better off we’ll be.

I immediately want to punch anyone who buys this stuff and wears it while fucking around as a traveler.

I have already received about a million emails about this from the American Family Association. Dan Savage has, in fact, been a total dick towards religious people in general and Evangelican Christians in particular.

“the political conditions are exactly the same for Jews as they were right before the Holocaust.”

Hey, guess what:

Trivia: Felines are either purring cats or roaring cats. This lion will never purr. My fast, lean little murder machine of a housecat will never roar.

I’m so glad it exists, though, because it gave us Jerry O’Connell’s pitch-perfect parody version.

I’m a little disappointed. It sounds like Mohamed already had enough of a relationship with his engineering teacher to want to please and impress her, and that she was responsible enough to both congratulate him on his work and caution him to be careful with it in case it was misconstrued. It’s a shame that they’ll…

My then-girlfriend and I were a little drunk and hadn’t had sex with each other yet. The evening had unexpectedly turned into “Oh, it’s gonna happen now” territory. We went back to my place. We’re in my bedroom . . . “petting,” I guess, and I suddenly panic about whether my crotch is . . . clean. Like, her face might…

Remember that time Gonzo fell in love with Madeleine Kahn?

My best friend in high school had parents who insisted on being called by their first names, which was mind-blowing to me at age fourteen. I think it was the first time I’d encountered it, and it was genuinely a struggle to do it, because it felt like I was transgressing somehow.

You’re lucky. My midwestern mother’s upbringing means that I own three cribbage boards.

Woman is literally only capable of generating income through her wide-spread legs and the consequences of her fucking. Decides to call all other women whores, then declares that she hates Eskimos who use “Denali” and Ragheads who bring circuit boards to public high school, while decrying racial division.

This isn’t really an equivalent to Davis.

It is absolutely disgusting that religious entities whine about GLBT folks getting “special rights” to not be fired or evicted, when they’re the privileged ones.

That’s mildly insulting. She’s pretty famous now, but that doesn’t mean that other former Miss Americas don’t have “real careers” if they don’t work in something that involves celebrity.

My father’s a Lutheran minister who’s performed same-sex marriages since the eighties.

You know, there aren’t a lot of presidents who I look at and think, “That is someone who could competently hang out with my kid and everyone would have a good time.” But Obama? Yeah.

If I refused to perform the job I’d been hired for and kept collecting a paycheck . . . isn’t “thief” the appropriate word?