I have vivid memories of spending junior high playing corpse tetris in the CD-Rom version of Monty Python’s quest for the holy grail. I’m genuinely surprised I just failed to find a video version of it on Youtube, but you had to fill pits perfectly with corpses (complete with squishing sound effects) to progress past…

I had a student (university-level) write a paper about how affirmative action was unnecessary because President Obama’s daughters were spoiled and way luckier than any white girls.

This is actually funny to me, because I was lazy in my description.

I also think poor people are socialized to think they’re not good enough to deserve a living wage.

My father’s father was a NYC cop; I was raised to always use “sir,” “ma’am,” or “officer,” because I was taught that police officers deserved special respect; they were sane people who had chosen their jobs because they cared deeply about keeping people safe.

Well, you’re mixing up a lot of sources, there. The gospels (the Biblical books about the life and teachings of Christ) don’t ever bring up homosexuality. Paul, the apostle whose letters make up most of the New Testament, is pretty clear on killing homosexuals and punishing uppity women. He’s probably who you’re…

My undergrad institution had “the Chapel of the Resurrection,” which we referred to as “the Chapel of the Erection.”

Remember, anti-abortionists hate women who seek abortions. They hate them. They are doing everything they can to deny them rights.

Jesus never preached against same-sex marriage, though he did preach against women who had remarried.

It is insane that women still get branded with, “bitches be crazy,” when 90 percent of incarcerated murderers in the US are men.

So there’s one year in which women - who are still so filthy and worthless that they can’t be ordained - can be forgiven for having an abortion. They’re still vile whores if they use birth control, of course. Then, after a year, back to priests not granting forgiveness.

Kara Brown, a woman who is so lacking in empathy that she likes to make jokes about dead teenagers in a shitty piece about drinking milk, who is so stupid she can’t figure out how to trim articles to fit on the front page despite her long employment, is not a person whose opinion counts for anything.

I have chosen not to read anything written by Kara Bron because her prior writings have given me the impression that she is (a) vindictively evil and and (b) monumentally stupid.

My dad used to do “walk-on” funerals, conducting services for strangers. So he’d have to get a quick crash course with the family beforehand to figure out who was going to say what and what he needed to arrange. The resulting funerals ran a degree of fine to disastrous.

God help me, I laughed in shock at the desk anchor’s response. There’s basically nothing else she could have done, but that smooth shrugging off of the interrupted feed is both professional and horrific.

She just showed up unexpectedly as a drunken, shotgun-totin’ Momma in a movie I was watching in which Ryan Philippe is kidnapped and held for ransom and sort of fights an alligator.

Yes, what I meant by “insane born-again” was to indicate that Huckabee is a protestant of the obnoxious, evangelical sort. While he’s affiliated with the SBC - the Southern Baptist Convention - it’s pretty typically Protestant, more of a loose gathering than a top-down hierarchy.

Things into which I have put a two-month-old baby:

No. No, it’s not. Catholic doctrine says you let that worthless, malfunctioning cunt die if she can be saved with an abortion.

Remember, please, that even though Huckabee is an insane born-again, this is exactly what the Catholic church requires. If a child is forcibly raped, she must be forced to attempt birth; an abortion is impermissible even if she is violently hemorraging and the fetus is unable to exist separately.