Chin chininey, chin chininey, chin chin cher-ee

I’d like to ask people how much more realistic a version of a modern-day farmer in goddamn Kansas could be?

Any moral argument that ends with “and that’s why I allowed a bus full of kids to drown, despite it being in my power to prevent that” is completely fucked. Surely you can understand this.

I’m describing a comics Superman, a cartoon Superman, a TV Superman, and a non-Snyder movies Superman. It’s pretty fundamental to the core of the character, at least since the Crisis reboot in 1986.

It’s like the comic book covers featured on superdickery, but instead of it being a fake-out, it’s real!

Still the best live-action iteration of Superman.

Still the best live-action iteration of Superman.

It would be like Uncle Ben telling Peter “With great powers...fuck everyone else!”

Go back and watch Glenn Ford’s “you are here for a reason” speech in the 1978 version and you’ll know exactly what’s wrong with this version.

Still the best live-action iteration of Superman.

Not particularly a fan of Superman or any other superhero, but I don’t think this argument holds up.

What are you taking about? City on the Edge of Forever is considered one of the best episodes in the franchise.

...I’m really struggling with Tilly...

Another for the “bizarrely angry Discovery review” pile. This one is better at seeming like it’s not a “waaaaah this doesn’t make me feel like TNG made me feel when I was 9" screed than the ones on Reddit, but that’s all this is.

Do you think we have the technology?

According to The Six Million Dollar Man he’s a robot anyway, so we can just build a new one.

you are a pointless human being and your death will go unmourned

I find Signs to be arguably the most rewatchable of his films. Joaquin Phoenix is just fun, and the movie makes me laugh, dumb water aliens be damned. 

WHO DARES DEFY THE AGGREGATOR?