Motherfucker

Nah, 10 cock pushups and he’s good to go.

If their inevitable next show doesn’t open with “Kyle Quit the Band” I will be supremely disappointed.

i get that reference!

One of the weirdest and most persistent misconceptions about working as a critic is that it’s somehow especially satisfying or helpful or profitable (which, lol) to affect an opinion you don’t believe “for clicks” (no one pays by the click). All you can really do is try to communicate something about what you’ve…

YEAH you did

“Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the transphobes!”

The chef’s kiss of culinary vocabulary.

As a former GoT fan, I didn’t give HotD a chance for two reasons. First, the botched ending to the show and the impossible to finish book series (GRRM isn’t going to ever finish it because he doesn’t know how) made me retroactively feel a bit dumb for investing so much time and energy into it. The second reason is the…

Sir, there was in fact an entire TV show about Eric Draven called “The Crow: Stairway To Heaven”....put some respect on Mark Dacascos’ name!

and it still works really well as primitive beta version of the whole thing.

The podrace itself isn’t great, but I find it endearing because of all the weird scenes peppered throughout. Like the announcers welcoming “Jabba du Hutt” with “alalalalalaalalalala”, the puppet screaming “RAAAAARRRR” before he explodes, Anakin engaging his “fix engine” switch which gives him a mega-boost for some…

At the time the hype and excitement to see a Star Wars movie in theaters at release was a huge deal.

I remember recognizing Greg Proops’ voice immediately from his stand-up and it was distracting even though I like him as a comedian.

Dunno, but I hear Swedish-made penis enlarger pumps are totally his bag, baby.

1. This seems like a terrible idea to start with

The same was true of the Pocket Star Trek novels in the ‘80s and ‘90s. At the peak of their popularity in the mid-to-late-’90s, there were multiple original novels coming out every month, and most of them were crap. Part of that was a quality control issue, especially in the early days. But it was also the result of…

What I’m getting from this is that Disney should’ve gotten Warburton for Thunderbolt Ross instead of Harrison Ford.