Well, Spring is the season for 33-year-olds to come back from the dead.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

“Who?”

Well why not? Dude doesn’t do any research, reads a headline and writes 10,000 garbage words about something that was always going to happen. He doesn’t read about how the average age of MLS players is around 25 and the average age of Internationals is around 26. He just sees one old guy come to the league, makes an…

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

Serious question: Is it against the law for him to possess a loaded firearm at all, or just while making criminal threats.

He should have been Incognito.

That’s a lot of neck.

What about the UK’s other weapons? Maces, quarterstaffs, pernaches, flails, caltrops, battle axes. I could go on all day. The UK has more war hammers per capita than any country on earth, but you won’t hear that stat in the lamestream media. You can buy a damn war hammer at any chemist in Britain, I’ve been told.

Having legions of wannabe cops too incompetent to actually be on the force all over our schools? There is definitely a case to be made that this is the stupidest take of them all.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Every Kiss Begins With Case!

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

Listening to the talking heads here in Minneapolis, they are also all in on Cousins.

He’s had great stats on a bad team with a bad receiving corps.

New England is the absolute worst example of this. They have the greatest QB of all time, that makes comparisons basically worthless.

The problem with “if New England has shown anything” is that their success is built around an all time great QB who just keeps giving the team discounts.

Trying to get with cousins is always a disaster.

Agreed. It could be we’re old folks or something (no!) but I prefer consuming written media- and will give a miss to any posted content that’s via video only. The only time I’ll watch video is if it’s used to support written content.

I’m strangely grateful that Jimmy Fallon has mostly avoided politics on his show. Not because I welcome his show as a well-needed respite from the never-ending stream of incompetence, hubris, and tragedy that is politics these days (I don’t watch it and it doesn’t appeal to me for any reason outside of The Roots), but …