Well, Spring is the season for 33-year-olds to come back from the dead.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

“Who?”

Well why not? Dude doesn’t do any research, reads a headline and writes 10,000 garbage words about something that was always going to happen. He doesn’t read about how the average age of MLS players is around 25 and the average age of Internationals is around 26. He just sees one old guy come to the league, makes an…

The guy wouldn’t be going to court over something so stupid in the US though.

If you are offended by a pug giving a Nazi salute, you truly are an absolute fucking idiot.

I would contend that convicting someone for a joke is more Nazi-like than a dog that gives Hitler salutes.

I think the article demonstrates otherwise, proving the court views that particular freedom as merely something to take ‘into consideration.’

People in the United States don’t often realize that we’re the only country that expressly permits free speech, legally.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

Serious question: Is it against the law for him to possess a loaded firearm at all, or just while making criminal threats.

He should have been Incognito.

That’s a lot of neck.

What about the UK’s other weapons? Maces, quarterstaffs, pernaches, flails, caltrops, battle axes. I could go on all day. The UK has more war hammers per capita than any country on earth, but you won’t hear that stat in the lamestream media. You can buy a damn war hammer at any chemist in Britain, I’ve been told.

Having legions of wannabe cops too incompetent to actually be on the force all over our schools? There is definitely a case to be made that this is the stupidest take of them all.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Every Kiss Begins With Case!

Because you’re underestimating how many resources creating, transporting, and safeguarding traditional currency consumes.

Trying to get with cousins is always a disaster.

I’m strangely grateful that Jimmy Fallon has mostly avoided politics on his show. Not because I welcome his show as a well-needed respite from the never-ending stream of incompetence, hubris, and tragedy that is politics these days (I don’t watch it and it doesn’t appeal to me for any reason outside of The Roots), but …