Nice analysis. Doesn’t mom need the computer back yet?

This is likely Greg’s last post as a Deadspin staffer, and that is both deeply sad and entirely appropriate.

+1

...wait

Make America gegenpress again.

I remain convinced that Klopp will eventually pull the pieces together and Liverpool will become the terrifying, pressing machine that Dortmund was.

I wonder if one day the welfare of a sexually assaulted woman will ever trump college athletics.

Please send Billy to some MLS games this year.

NFL football

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

Good riddance.

So Chelsea undone, the French sub way, again.

“Johnson’s first touch is a real horror show!”

- Ian Darke

What I don’t understand is...he’s a defender. Just turn and clear the ball. Fucking weirdo.

Exactly this. Atmosphere in football is a completely different entity than what American professional sports goers would have you believe. Most of these stadiums are small-ish. They’re close to the pitch. And they make a ton of fucking noise. Look at any team in the Bundesliga, King Power Stadium, the Kop, Celtic,…

I laughed, so know that when you arrive in Hell, you’ll never walk alone.

Their fans must be crushed