Chelsea just continues to clear room for future superstar Matt Miazga

That’s because Arsenal will beat Arsenal.

Ligue 1 wouldn’t be so bad if Newcastle would stop buying and ruining all of their good players.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

This is fucking amazing kinja. Just jaw-dropping.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

football! football! fuck yeah.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

This is not meant to be a backhanded compliment, but I thoroughly enjoy your soccer articles much more when you don’t write about Barcelona or Real. Thanks, Billy.

LOL ok but Deion is also one of the biggest fucking clowns on the face of the Earth and he deserves to be mocked until the end of time. Google “The miseducation of Deion Sanders” or just read any truly objective piece about the man. Heart of gold but just dumb as a bag of rocks.

It’s also called being a pompous d-bag with a messiah complex. Deion has tried to act like a surrogate father to practically every troubled NFL player over the past ten years. And by acting like a father, I mean publicly moralizing and drawing attention to himself.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Yes, many do. However, NOBODY should be shamed into doing it

This play was Too Short for that.

You seem fun.

Great kinja

Imagine if Deadspin were part of a multi-billion dollar corporation and the pay/employment of hundreds of other people were somewhat dependent on how Deadspin stories affected their job performance, and there were millions of people gambling on all of it.

you think many folks who think like that are big soccer fans?

Damn, where’d you find a crystal ball filled with salt?

The only way this would have been any better is if he would have mentioned how idiotic it is that he isn’t paid anything.