I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

I'm quite the fan of this lady. Like a real life Judge Judy; only doing important court work.

God damn it, Lindsay.

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Yes! You have no idea how many times I have watched that 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship video.

I legitimately only found Beyonce in that picture by a process of elimination.

For the gyros, presumably.

I am a woman but I tried to date a guy a couple years younger than me (22) and like.... omfg... He went to a warehouse party that started at 4am. STARTED AT 4AM. He was also obsessed with EDM. 22 year olds are actually The Worst.

Uh oh be careful or you'll summon the Victorianists to come tell us all about Ruskin

Dudes with lip rings are never not sketchy. Consider this your lesson for the day.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

Someone's going to do it...

With the important work of rehabilitating freckles done, let's turn our attention to reclaiming the beer gut.

I judge by handedness. Sinister = untrustworthy.

I've got an approachable face but a non-approachable attitude towards strangers. It's a problem.

We spend time picking out the right outfit and practicing our handshake, but it may be your physical attributes that most affect how you are perceived during a first impression.

Eeeeeeeescuse me?