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I think you missed the most important cameo of the night, Ginuwine singing 'Pony' in memoriam of Lil Sebastian.

Meh. I enjoy using curse words as I like to challenge people's aversion to class based vernacular.

Did you know that "evil" spelled backward is "live"?

I sentence you to be tagged and placed in a weird plastic case.

Devastating! Also I guess this is not an unexpected development given that both Teresa and joe are facing felony charged.

Man, mine's a licker. Have you ever been licked in the ear by a cat at 5:30 in the morning? not a fun experience.

Did you see that video about how being a mom is the harder, most importantest job in the world?! I think you'd really like it!!!!!!

No. You should never wear makeup to the urgent care. If you look too healthy, you will never get to see the doctor. The key to going to the urgent care is to look as sick as possible. If they think you are going to throw up all over the waiting room, they will skip you to the front of the line.

Correct. It's called "having other priorities." I don't owe anyone defined features, or thick eyelashes, or a healthy glow. People get to know you and they don't care about that stuff. I'm pretty sure that everyone at work/school/whatever's thoughts about me are more along the lines of "Yup, there goes CityCopter. She…

Isn't she way too tall?

Hold up, I'm a white Hispanic girl. AM I PRETTY? I NEED TO KNOW! Tell me, I need to know before I go on with my life.

This is my favorite. Probably because it's my life. My make-up life is reserved for special occasions and the occasional non-special, but later in the day occasions.

Following that trend since '03!

Yeah, same here. In my case it is laziness. I have no interest in the time that it would take me to put on makeup every morning. People have told me that it only takes 5 minutes. Yeah, it only takes YOU 5 minutes because you know what you are doing. It would take me considerably longer. No thanks.

Pshaw, girl! I've been "getting a lot of sleep and waking up as late as I can get away with before I have to get ready for work" for YEARS!!

...Further confirmation to me to live a life of eating strictly peanut butter out of the jar.

This is the main reason I'm mainly vegetarian. I'm not against eating meat in and of itself, but the meat industry in this country is so harmful in so many ways. :(

That's what's infuriating, is that America loves this shit. And Don't Trust The B in Apt 23 gets cancelled.

To be extreme: if you enjoy laugh-track comedies, you're dumb and I hate you.

My coworker had a dude dine-and-dash who had checked in on Facebook.