Bull shit. NJ is home to 21 Fortune 500 companies (we're home to Bed, Bath, and Beyond—and yes, you're welcome) and has its own thriving industries outside of NYC (I work in finance in downtown Jersey City, where a number of big firms have outposts). On top of its own industries, there is some really good public…

Yes. A coworker of mine (healthy guy in his later 30s) was walking with a for several months last year because of a virus. It somehow severely affected his left leg.

That's a cute pup! I got myself a pound cat, all black except a little white belly patch. He's the such a sweet guy and 100% different from my mom's (also sweet) cat, who is also a rescue. Both cat's are so uniquely different and bring so much joy to our lives (for example my cat is really chatty and loves to talk—i…

Christ, if you want a unique pet, adopt a mutt from a pound—nonpurebred cats and dogs can be made up of so many different breeds for a completely unique package.

I'm ok with this. I have slim hips, so I have naturally occurring love-handles. Anything to hide that shit. Also, my torso is long as all hell.

It's probably a combo of shorter hair + getting older. I'm also 27 and I think my face looks very different from how it looked when i was 23. Also, I think Shaun looks cuter now.

It's really not that abnormal. I look back at my time in high school when played multiple sports (winter & spring varsity sports plus a year-round club swim team). I'd generally have back-to-back practices that accounted for up to five consecutive hours of my time, typically five-to-six days a week. And I was not…

Some bobs can be daring; however, a "long-bob," or as I like to call it the short end of a shoulder length hair cut, is not daring. Taylor is sporting the latter.

I met my boyfriend of four years at a party during high school when I was 17 and he 16. We talked most of the party and exchanged AIM screen names(!!!!!!) and talked for a while via AIM, but eventually we stopped talking. Fast forward five years and he starts messaging me out of the blue and I'm like, dodging hanging…

Lord, my cat (also a beautiful black cat) was unrelenting in waking me up to feed him yesterday. Normally my mother feeds her cat and my cat since she wakes up around 5am each morning (i normally do not get up that early), but being a teacher in the northeast she had yesterday off from work and was definitely not…

Once I was so drunk that I woke up the next morning in a hospital with stitches! The IV fluids I'd received in the hospital DID NOT help with the dizzying hangover i had for the roughly 36 hours after words.

Actually, I was a much better saver in high school than I am now (mid-20s). During high school I socked away money from summer jobs (held from the summer of freshman through junior year) and saved most of what I made working my senior year into a savings account. My discretionary spending money was whatever I made…

Um, icy waters? Isn't it two days away from summertime in Australia?

Umm, those are denim tutu OVERALLS. You left out the overalls part.

After I graduated college, but before I started working full time I spent a holiday season working retail in Paramus, NJ (aka holiday hell). I can assure you that people in Bergen County, with their excessively large SUVs will keep the malls and shops abuzz with activity in spite of the dangerous conditions. Once we…