The Trump boys got fewer chins than a Belfast phonebook. 

I’m absolutely devastated we lost Deadspin, but I am here for this kind of coverage on Jezebel. Rugby men for the win! 

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

I’m crying from laughter. This is excellent.

Finally! Someone on Kinja is covering the World Series. Too bad there’s not a site for that.
Clover, I enjoyed your article. I’d like to discuss one quote:
“there could be three teams out there to make it more interesting.”. Though I’m a baseball fan and I wouldn’t like this, I would like to watch a sport between three…

Barry, we gave it a shot over here:

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Has anyone ever seen Thiel and Spanfeller in the same room? What is the end game, here? Because it’s certainly not about money. Everything move they’ve made thus far has been the antithesis of money-making. This is like the Underpants Gnomes plan for G/O Media.

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Champions League semifinalists Ajax?

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I knew he was a busy guy, but didn’t realize just how busy. Seeing that itinerary makes every bit of me who hates traveling shudder.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

It was “acute on chronic.” Editing error. Should be fixed. Thanks.

I assume the quote from the agent was that this was called an “acute ON chronic injury.” (not OR). That phraseology is used commonly in medicine.

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.