You’re assuming he is getting laid.

He was looking to one-up that Yankees fan in Minnesota:

“I don’t see the problem here.”

The best part about her response is that it was direct and to the point, and that there is exactly no chance at all that people will respond with “Lighten up and learn to recognize a compliment”/ “These things happen when you choose to put yourself on TV”/ “What he did was wrong, but did he really deserve to have you…

Damn that dude really does want to be Tom Brady, creepily kissing smaller people on the mouth.

I hope that dude never gets laid again!  That saves another woman from being pregnant only to get dumped for a supermodel.

Finally someone has a good reason for Buick to still exist.

i’d accuse these posts as coming from a burner account by gase but let’s be real, gase’s burner account would be something stupid and straightforward like “NYJ HC” or “1madamga53”

^^ And it extends to other sports, too. Popovic has coached the SA Spurs based on personnel available. He doesn’t have quite the string of results bc roster matters more in basketball.

Did you watch the game though? Darnold was running for his life the entire night and, yes, absolutely flinging the ball wherever the entire time. But again, when your QB is eating shit all night, it might be time to bring in an extra TE, RB, or FB to help in pass pro, or put your WRs on a goddamn slant, drag, or short…

Any great coach in any sport subscribes to two simple philosophies:

I hate the “fire the coach after one season!” nonsense, but if this keeps up, sometimes you have to admit you just made the wrong choice.

Team is down one player, would have to sub out another player to put in a new goalie. So they lose a starting goalie and another starter for a back up goalie. This wet sock beating would be an interesting wrinkle though.

They were saying “Boo-Darnold.”

I said this in the other article about the Jets clusterfuck, but this whole thing is basically Belichick daring Adam Gase to change literally anything about his game plan, and Adam Gase just refusing to, because he had something he wanted to accomplish in this game and he was going to do it regardless of if it was…

Okay, as a dumb American who doesn’t know much about soccer, I’m a little confused about what the rules are when a goalie gets ejected from a red card during a game. Does it mean that, like, everyone on his team gets to smack him in the face once, really hard, with a wet sock after the game, or what’s the deal?

They even fired the GM who helped hire him, because of him!

I’m not a Jets fan and not a fan of midseason firings, especially after a mere 6 games, but what the heck were they even thinking hiring the guy? He was mediocre at best in Miami and they’re going to entrust the future of the franchise to him?

Fire this goober. Tired of self-important idiots who ain’t won jack shit and won't change their ways but feel the need to control everything

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!