It matches to his upright stance. You don’t get to alter the strike zone by hugging your knees. Any other reading of the rules would be absurd, no?

thats mr yuk, to you.

“Honestly, I just think it’s trash. He had an unbelievable career and he’s a Hall of Famer,” Price said. “I saw his special on MLB Network. It was cool. The one thing that stood out to me was that he had zero former teammates in that interview. Not one talking about him. It was him talking about himself.

What do you think? Must a fan always give a baseball to a kid, even if it’s a walk-off dinger? Or is Mai Tai Guy a hero and an example to grown men everywhere who still bring baseball gloves to games?

As a guy who certainly drinks dipshit IPA’s I’m going to say, not that second one...

Every adult that brings a glove to a game and doesn’t have a kid with them should be put on some sort of list.

Nah, he’ll just say that it proves he was right about Mexicans being rapists and ignore everybody who goes:

so says you!

“If a pitcher comes to me and says, ‘I want to drill a guy in the head,’ I will tell him, ‘No, you will not. Not while I’m catching,’” (Lucroy) said before Wednesday’s game (in 2014).

They could have run him over with the bullpen cart.

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

Speaking as a Niners’ fan who watched Emmit Smith dash my hopes and dreams year after year, you do him wrong here. Dude was a brawler and an absolutely complete running back, who likely would have been a six or seven-time Pro Bowler behind any line in the league, assuming the punishment didn’t kill him in the process.

But most of his ability to make defenders miss was based on the fact that he was so blurry and hard to focus on. He wouldn’t have managed half the career yards if he was competing against today’s defenses in 4K Ultra High Definition.

Man, you aren’t kidding. All respect to Smith, but Sanders with a good offensive line in front of him is a sobering thought. Look what Terrell Davis did in Denver with a good O-line and a complementary passing game, and imagine Sanders with that kind of setup... it’s like a Madden cheat code.

One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

<Extremely The Aristocrats punchline voice> The Ford Family!

Detroit had two top offensive talent that were transcendent in the way they played the game at their position (Sanders and Calvin Johnson). Both retired early (with good money still on their contracts) instead of continuing their career with the Lions.

“who is the orange man?”

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.