You are not alone. Basically any wild pitch or passed ball can get a runner on base now? That’s some bullshit.

It’s only fitting that the Thunder are the NBA version of the Mariners.

That’s honestly not the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.

Surreal, uncanny valley kinja is the best kinja.

To add to that, as an East Coast person, in order to watch Tatis or Trout, I typically have to say up until 10:00pm before the game STARTS. Not gonna happen with a 2 year old and a job that gets me up at 6:00am.

Especially because they’ll milk the last 2 whatevers for as long as possible, so this way they are aware of the limit, but can do nothing to delay it.

I would just like to applaud you on the best piece of baseball writing I’ve read this season. I know I’m out of place providing earnest praise here, but I thought it was due. Thanks for the fine prose!

I believe Trout has more career bWAR than Cabrera now, so he’s got that.

As a professional MLB umpire, I for one blame Manny Machado.

SPIN RATE

I, for one, welcome our new dinger overlords.

There are way too many cubs fans in those bleachers.

I’m a simple man. I see this article, I give it +1.

Ten bucks says our friends across the pond will be treated to the Angel Hernandez ump show when the Sox and Yanks play in London.

Yolmer is a great baseball name.

I’ll take “wall bashing cup INTO his balls” for 500.

The Pirates hilarious lack of depth is more to blame for their predicament than anything else. Maybe if Nutting spent some money on the talent instead of pocketing it they wouldn’t be in this fix.

Well that’s just terrible logic.

What part of New York is in New England?

Eh, as long as he doesn’t respond by throwing at anyone he can say whatever he wants.