Oh-Oh-O’reilly!

Maybe I’m seeing it wrong, but it looks like he took a first step in, which necessitated the wall-crashing to make-up for it. I feel as if Smith has done this a number of times this season, but it’s sad that he has to pay the karmic reward for his management deciding not to field major-league players.

I thought the Whalers left Hartford years ago.

Yeah I don’t get how widely acceptable juuling is. People who would never light up a cigarette don’t think twice about vaping the night away. I have no doubt it’s healthier but it definitely isn’t good for you.

There’s probably an easy joke to make about rich men’s wives and foot fetishes, but I won’t be the one to make it.

Think of it this way: football players occasionally leave the pitch and enter the fan section due to momentum, or any number of reasons. What is the proper etiquette for fan treatment of a visiting player who enters said stands in England?

So we should extend the netting is what you’re saying?

Meanwhile the lady in the yellow shirt got trucked.

*chef’s kiss*

Meatspin.com has ruined this song for me.

Well don’t you remember how much more beloved Sonny Gray was among Yankee fans last season when he went out there and owned up to his mistakes and literally said “Yeah, I suck right now”? It really goes to show how much good-will a player can earn by being honest and facing your mistakes in front of the media.

There was that one scene in First Class I believe where he tracked down some Nazis in Argentina I believe. That’s probably all you’re going to get.

Does anyone dislike Andrew McCutchen?

Now I know what Landry Clark has been up-to after entering witness protection following the whole “killing-the-rapist” plotline.

Not being worst doesn’t make you “not bad.”

I was thinking of the “furious barrage of offense late in a game.” Also Golden State didn’t have any championships for 30 years prior to 2015.

He was on Conan O’Brian’s podcast recently, and though it was a really good interview in my opinion, he sounds like he really hates his job.

No team has... ever.

The Golden State Warriors of the MLB?

Deadspin turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I hardly even noticed!