Signing Craig Kimbrel gives a team a one-in-one chance of getting Craig Kimbrel, but also it costs lots more. That’s basically the size of it.

Especially because Boston needs to improve their bullpen in a serious way (though I’m happy with them not doing that.) We’ll see if they pay-up during the window whether it really was about the draft pick all along.

I’m with you on both counts.

Reading this whole article makes me glad I don’t work for a corporation. The jargon is just too insufferable.

The intern who selected the video probably subscribes to compilation videos of Ben Shapiro EVISCERATING the left.

But with better outfits.

Cancel Everest.

They seriously have a “lease to buy” option?

You act like I, and not my boss, get to choose when I eat lunch.

But does she prancercise?

Who probably owns an import/export business that will be severely hurt by exclusion from the customs union.

“Maybe Thanos had a point after all...”

Nah. Boston-area sports should be rooted-against at all costs until they have a 10-year trophy drought, minimum.

This is an incredible essay and we are all better for having you share the experience with us. Thank you.