Everyone seems to go straight to clothes and condiments for this. How awesome would this coating be on your car? Figure out a way to make this clear and rain would just shoot off windshields!

“Don’t put “eyelashes” on your car. Your car is not anthropomorphic. It doesn’t need facial expressions and it doesn’t have eyes.”

Look, I'm not saying they didn't have their reasons or do what they thought best for their particular job- you can absolutely argue that they did— all I'm saying is that they committed a crime against humanity of unfathomable size.