I had to pause the first video and take a look around to make sure I’m still a human on this planet. I need an adult to help me explain to me the feelings I’m having right now.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

No, I love Russ. I’m just making fun of my dad’s generation. My dad and his brother are the worst.

What the heck is obnoxious about what Auriemma said? Seems like a great response to the situation.

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

Rod Tidwell is still everyone’s favorite Cardinals receiver. 

My parents started me late so that I’d be one of the older kids in my class. From what they’ve told me, it wasn’t so much a maturity issue (though I’m sure that was part of it), but that they felt there were more advantages to being one of the older kids rather than one of the younger ones.
For what it’s worth, a good…

I always assumed the Pelicans are broke. The crossover hires seem like a cost-saving manuever. How else do you end up playing in the “Smoothie King Center?”

Haribo sugar-free gummy bears are the best. Especially if you eat a whole bunch, like half the bag, all at once. Trust me.

I take back half of all life things I’ve ever said about Megan after that ham take. I’d be more forgiving of her if she kicked a litter of puppies.

That shot chart isn’t real. It’s from NBA Jam.

When Gruden broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Peterman; and turnovers were following with him. Authority was given to them over the Oakland Raiders offense, to kill with interceptions and with…

White people will appropriate and ruin everything.

...driving their second-grade teachers to the bottle with endless and obnoxious Fortnite celebration dances

“He’s not Aaron Rodgers. He’s a poor man’s Aaron Rodgers,” says the man who looks like a poor man’s Aaron Rodgers.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”