“Sir, What are you doing?”

Read it in the Mario voice, and it will all become clear to you.

Ever since the game was first revealed at E3 I’ve been using this as my background:

SPOILERS BELOW!

...I still play this. We’re usually drunk, but we still play it.

“Can I touch your hair?”

I wish Battlefront 2 loot boxes only had skins like in Overwatch. I’m perfectly ok with those, since they give no competitive advantage and fund all of the awesome free content. Plus the game gives you plenty of boxes.

Sorry NO. The usb 3 interface is somewhat faster than the internal sata bus. Running on the external nets a modest speed increase.

Ah but did you catch the best joke in the movie IMO?

EA are assassins. They’re always killing studios.

He’s terrified of shirtless Mario, and he loves Mario’s wedding dress more than any other outfit. I think this points to Bowser being gay and deeply in denial. Shirtless Mario terrifies him, because the outfit brings all of Bowser’s repressed feelings closer to the surface. Clearly Bowser needs the love and support of…

Hey, that’s totally your choice. Vote with your dollars. But thanks for identifying yourself to the rest of us.

Would you prefer an Aunt Amiibo that said “Why is this amiibo so sexy?! What kind of perverted games are you playing Reimu!?”

I’m offended that the game didn’t recognize my Bayonetta amiibo and treated her as generic.

I feel like collecting all the purple coins without a Bowser amiibo is not super reasonable. I bought the Wedding Bowswer because I am weak and he looks so goddamn dapper on his wedding day.

Scott Eastwood put in a worse performance than that CGI vault in the fifth one.

‘Now with games!’

Black joycons?!? I want black joycons!

That is pretty cool! Now I need to go back to the Kingdoms I have already visited.