“Slow down!” we cried.

If this means another sudden rush of Metroid games then the next one should be called Metroid Forever.

who makes Ash Ketchum look bad.

As a proud bronze support player, I can’t wait to fuck up on this map.

You can play with a classic controller if you don’t want to feel the satisfaction of slicing 8 people in half at once with a flick of your wrist.

I personally don’t care about Fire Emblem games, but what always strikes me is the stellar quality of their illustrations like the top image here. These guys have the best manga poster artists.

sAFE ASS MOTHER FUCKER IS WHAT I ASSUMED IT MEANS, CAUSE HE’S A LIFE GUARD... OH I JUST REALIZED CAPS LOCK WAS ON.... WELL I’VE GONE TO FAR TO DO IT OVER NOW

“Safe Ass Mother Fucker” is good, actually.

I always laugh at these statements. Never gonna happen. I expect Half Life 3 before that happens.

Apparently you can take the sky from me....

“We Finally Got A Good Battlestar Galactica Video Game”

I love this game. The levels (aside from the water levels), the way Mario controls (not the N64 controller), and the length are damn near perfect as far as 3D platformers are concerned. I’ve beaten it almost annually since it came out. As much as I enjoyed Galaxy 2, I’ve never felt compelled to play it again like I do…

Waking up next to it, it eating a clove of garlic, and it asking, “So, how WAAAAAAs it for you?

This is exactly my concern, since there appears to be two different versions of the game. I’m hoping that at least the main story progress will transfer...

This is a Bro-love heavy story, no need to bring ladies to the bro-party. Please don’t pollute this Bro-safe Bro-only Bro-venture with non-Bros. Let Bros be Bros. /s

FFXV.... Make up your damned mind. Are you a deep story based RPG? Open world driving simulator? MMO? Cooking show? Billboard for ramen and camping gear?

Something is actually wrong with if you own an Xbox, have gold, and don’t download Bayonetta for free. You will not convince me otherwise. Fight me.

Blacktron or get out.

Sandshrew digs, but the lack of Diglett here is disappointing. Like, on the level of disappointment one should have when the author of of an article cites a dis track by Nas instead of a one by Tupac or Ice Cube. Nas is an inferior choice in the same way Blastoise is inferior to Gyrados.

Well Jason, why don’t you delay the game to balance it out? You know you want to!