*Pore

you’ll start getting crazy weird shit. Star Wars: The Musical, Star Wars: The Comedy, Star Wars: The Horror Movie and so on.

12 parsecs, of course.

Two professors from Perdue University

I look at my 10 year old now. He’s a Cowboys fan

Gwyneth Paltrow, NFL version.

I opted for the iPhone 8 Plus

WOW. And here I thought the OP’s post was chortle-worthy.

the folks I was with were laughing out loud.

+1 Digital Underground

Come on...not Beavers? Infinitely more awkward...even for the guys.

My biggest question in all of this is, how the hell do you pronounce Orig3n? Oh-Rig-Three-En? Kids nowadays...get off my lawn!

Same here - bought a Fire HD 8 with 32GB during last week’s Prime Sale ($85!!!), took five minutes to install Google Play store (no rooting), and it’s AWESOME NOW. Installed Outlook, Chrome, etc. Almost no difference from an iPad Mini for a quarter of the price.

+1 Super Bowel

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I had to Google the five teams thing...yeesh. But, there is a golden nugget hidden in the League’s storied history. Jay Gruden (!) was the MVP of Arena Bowl VII.

Dammit, take your star! I regret but that I only have one to give.

Holy shit, is everyone in that ‘audience’ white? High fiving after ‘winning’ a black man? Yeah, this is all around a really bad idea. Defend fantasy auctions all you want, but that’s some damned bad optics.