There are more newer heaters. More tech’d out ones. Ones probably with bluetooth or sensors or 25 separate settings. The Lasko 5812? It’s metal. It’s brown. It’s got ONE dial on it. But you know what it does do? IT. THROWS. HEAT. It throws enough heat to fill a bedroom from the other side of the room and make you get…

There are more newer heaters. More tech’d out ones. Ones probably with bluetooth or sensors or 25 separate settings.…

He should have been fired on the spot when he kicked the extra point down 2 with 12 minutes to play in week 17 against the Bears in 2013. Combine that with his decision making in the NFC Championship against Seattle that cost the Packers a Super Bowl appearance. This man is a perfect combination of scared and…

Andy Reid would have won 7 super bowls with Aaron Rodgers.  Reid coaches first 56 minutes. Lets Rodgers coach last 4.  Also, eskimo initials. 

But McCarthy had recently shown an inability to elevate his team to heights that upper management anyone who’s ever seen Aaron Rodgers play football deemed acceptable.

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

Mike Rodak of ESPN reported that the league is already “looking into” the confrontation.

The Giants “forced” three fumbles by being on the field at the same time as the Bears. There was no contact involved.

The slot machines and tattoo parlors across the street from my kids’ pre-K school are a nice touch. So are the 400 used car dealerships up and down 251.

I’m from Rockford. I left for awhile after college, but now I’m back.

He helped pass the Americans with Disabilities Act, he helped end acid rain by capping SO2 and NO2 emissions, he raised taxes on the rich to close a disastrous Reagan-built deficit (at enormous political cost) and he led a coalition to repel Iraq’s attempt to swallow Kuwait, which is a very defensible thing, even now.

It’s really scary out there right now for young men tho.

What in the absolute fuck are you talking about?

Doug Williams is sweating profusely at what dumbshit talking points he’ll be made to say about the team splitting carries between a child beater and a woman beater.

Black Twitter is handling this in predictably spectacular fashion. Apparently she’s a “white supremacist” now based on absolutely zero evidence. This influential hack is spewing that she was pounding his door for 30 minutes calling him the n-word... yet no one inside (or in the rest of the hotel) thought to call…

It’s sad that it’s progress, but it’s still serious progress that a really good team released a really good player almost instantly after it became inescapable that said player did an awful thing.

Does Washington need a running back?  Asking for a friend.

Well, perhaps he became enraged when he saw that hideous hotel carpeting and just kicked out in anger - you know, that kind of context.

Worst thing happen to leveon bell. A young version of him hitting the market for league minimum.

As an Akron Alumni I take great offense to this headline. All Akron Zips football games are meaningless.