The turkeys are in a nicer hotel room than I have ever set foot in. We’ve got hundreds of kids living in quite literal cages yet the administration has the time and money to set a couple of fowl up for a week in this plush palace. Cool cool.

I read a theory recently (on Jez somewhere in the comments?) that rich people have such a skewed perceptive of what money is worth that they cannot imagine having less than $10,000 in the bank or whatever because “$10,000 is nothing, it’s easy to get $10,000 with little to no effort” - that is the only reality they…

You can tell how scared the establishment is of AOC by how hard they’re working to tear her down. 

You know you have a shitty program and coach when I’m rooting for the team that literally killed a kid this year to beat you.

I am the official family leftie, having been born and raised in the SF Bay Area. The rest of my family is from a small town in Trump Country and most of them still live in the area where they grew up. So I’m the go-to relative for the kids of my cousins who are (pick one or more) coming out as gay, in an interracial…

A Harvard vs. Yale football game played at Fenway park seems like the perfect opportunity for the stadium to fall into a massive sinkhole.

One night I went to bed in Ohio, then the next day woke up in West Virginia.

All the rural (public) schools my cousins went to have started taking their high school students to the Right To Life protests every year

As an Ohio native, I’ve been really surprised by how much more extreme/religious people seem to have gotten on this issue. Maybe that’s in part due to me growing up/moving and then returning, but it’s honestly starting to feel like indoctrination in rural communities. All the rural (public) schools my cousins went to…

Why are americans so obessed with abortions? 

Thank you for the extremely hard work you do every day. I’m married to a teacher and I work as an IT person in schools. I literally do not know how teachers put up with as much as they do for as long as they do. You have so much going against you. I’ve had to sit through Coop town voting meetings where half the town…

It’s a Roe-challenge bill. With five staunchly conservative Justices on the Supreme Court, they’re now going to start passing bills to see if they can get Roe flipped, or at least weakened to the point that states could ban abortion within their boundaries.

As a teacher, this is heartening news.

What?? First world?

There are some surprisingly shallow bowls out there, even for us average-sized fellers! And let me tell you what, sitting down on a public toilet to discover the unexpected sensation of cold damp porcelain on your dangly bits is... profoundly dismaying.

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

He likes toilets for big dicks, so working for the biggest dick that does most of his work while on the toilet is his dream job.

This settles the MJ vs Lebron debate for me. MJ was weak by giving guys like Ewing and Barkley their talent back after defeating the Monstars while Lebron shows killer instinct and doesn’t give it back to Fultz.

BALK. Runner advances.

If steam isn’t coming out of Gruden’s ears by the end of the year I’m done with Raiders coverage as much as those players are done with the Raiders.