I love Jeopardy and have watched every day for close to the last decade, but he comes across on TV as a patronizing, know-it-all asshole.

“Long? That’s what your mother said, too, Trebek.”

You gotta love guys who refer to themselves in the third person, by their last name. Those guys are NEVER unrepentant douche canoes. Almost never.

I’ve met Trebek in person. He’s a strange mixture of creepy and dickish. That he would do this is not remotely surprising to me.

McQuade, if there were ever a tolerable Eagle fan (and I am related to many), you are he.

“For the record, the correct response to that clue is Chris Long.”

It sucks because this is the absolute worst case scenario for Thomas. He’s going to come into free agency with “injury concerns” hanging over his head and he’ll be forced to sign a one year “prove it” deal or a multi-year deal worth possibly tens of millions of dollars less than he would have otherwise made.

“Hey, Coach Mike. Long time, first time. Love what you’ve done with the team. My question is a little complicated....
There are sidewalks in the Cars movies. That seems to imply there are humans in that universe. What are the implications of that? I’ll take my answer off the air.”

Maddon did a great job today. Cub fans better pray that Baby Maddox gives them a good 7-8 innings or the season will probably end early.

I don’t care which one you are, you need to change your handle to “K-Mart Brand Dave Grohl”.

That kid threw a frozen rope strike to the plate. This guy one hops it to 2nd base from shallow left. So if it is, it’s the Jamie Moyer version.

Fevah Pitch II (2019)

Isn’t this the plot of rookie of the year?

K-Mart brand Dave Grohl was there to encourage him.

I can’t believe the blowjob these announcers are giving Clemson. “With their backs against the wall...” “Outlasting their opponent.” Fucking please. You beat an unranked team by 4 points. You gave up 23 points with “one of the best defenses in college football” to an unranked team. Fucking shitheel Ohio State won a…

Brooke Baldwin used to be just another talking head on tv for me, until the past couple of years, where I’ve come to be really eager to hear her comments and reactions to things.

It’s calculated. In the GOP mind a woman can be hot OR competent.

So the whole “women and girls are never allowed to go to social gatherings if we know there are bad men there” wasn’t shocking horseshit to me, but to be advised now that we are never allowed to travel if we don’t like airplanes lest we are ever raped or assaulted and want to be believed is like. Actual Handmaid shit.…

One time, I discovered that the passenger sitting next to me was fearful of flying. It was at takeoff, when I felt a vice grip on my arm. I talked her through the rest of the flight and the landing.