1. Marky Mark. That’s maybe rational, considering the whole hate crime thing. Also, he’s probably a right-wing shitbag. He’s MAGA Tom Cruise. Gross.

Kudos to literally every single person this guy meets who doesn't tell him "Shave that garbage off your face" because it is hi-larious to look at.

Did you wait all night in a pumpkin patch too only to be disappointed?

I only knew him as one of Wil Wheaton’s friends on his Tabletop series, but then I started watching @midnight which I LOVED. Him turning out to be a giant piece of shit like an ex of mine was honestly a huge blow.

Yeah, I don’t get it. The only place I know him from is hosting a “talk show” about a show that got shitty a long time ago. I don’t even know why the show is still on, let alone why it needs to be rehashed afterwards.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s a good one....very imaginative....

When has Jeff Flake ever not folded?

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…

Veterans Day is in November, idiot.

Except funny how Deadspin is able to find so many nice things to say about LeBron. It’s almost like there’s something(s) other than the fact of them winning that makes people hate the Patriots!

Only Boston fan can complain that a book titled Belichick: The Making of the Greatest Football Coach of All Time is somehow unfair to them.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Cutler would have been the true test, and he would have been murdered by Belichick. 

“If you’re married 18 years to a grouchy person who gets under your skin and never compliments you, after a while you want to divorce him,”

Manning retires with more. But take them at their word and trade Brady for someone in that 10-15 range, like, I don’t know, Stafford or Alex Smith? They aren’t winning rings. That’s the quote of a man drunk with power.

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

God, this Bill Belichick-Robert Kraft-Tom Brady relationship is going to make such a great sports movie when it finally gets made. But does anyone know when Kevin Spacey, Martin Sheen, and Air Bud’s shooting calendars will all be free at the same time next?

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

Stop trying to paint Belichick as the bad guy. There is enough paint for both of them.

• Trump’s ordering the declassification of a bunch of documents relating to the ongoing Russia investigation. [CBS News]