The only acceptable headline is "HEY DARNOLD!!!" with "Move it Football Head!!" in smaller letters underneath. 

I haven’t seen a pun that bad since looking at the comment section of the article Deadspin published immediately before this one.

This is the correct take.

It was amazing just how hard Kellerman was pulling for Canelo. He spent the entire first half talking about it like GGG needed a KO to win. 

I apologize in advance for any profanity I’m going to employ on this post. F*ck this decision. I don’t think it was even close like the first fight. You can’t be sane and think GGG won less than 8 rounds. He dominated the end of the fight and it sure as h*ll looked like Canelo knew that and tried to catch up at the…

I’ll be that guy. I thought this fight was way more in GGG’s favor than the first one was. Canelo was out on his feet for the last six rounds of this fight, and GGG probably won at least half of the first six rounds of the fight.

Dear Josh,

Fucking sign him up Ravens.  His issues are peanuts compared to the shit you have tolerated from a whole host of players and would be the first good receiver in franchise history who we got before he joined the AARP.  

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

So is “Emoji” one of the words that has taken on more meaning for no reason?

Why doesn’t Nascar switch to box vans? More room to stick advertisers on the cars? Honestly, why not Semi-trucks... Oh wait, already done and 3/4 of the windshields are covered with ads

Where’s the emoji of Brian France with a bottle of whisky and a handful of pills? 

Those don’t look like emojis to me.

Or write to your local government representative and ask why the general public should feel like the only way that these people will receive help is to provide it themselves.

Mark Cuban gives the impression of being, like, only 80% asshole.

A Republican representative from Louisiana wants to drug test all of Congress every term,

There’s alot of good people being hurt by this.  How about we don't make it political and stand together as Americans.

College football referee and baseball umpire here. So much of the commentary about this event has ascribed motivation to this official’s action, most of which is probably unwarranted. Ramos’s sole motivation was to enforce the rules, and enforce them as consistently as he could. He almost certainly didn’t want to…

I’d just like to point out that the morning after the women’s final, I was threatened here with a commenting ban because I disagreed with the author and deigned to say that Serena was wrong and Ramos was doing his job. That seemed a little short-sighted/heavy-handed, given that the author believed a verbal abuse…

Ugh, how about we vote Trump and his anti-everything (social service, environment, human dignity, etc.) asshole cronies out in November?