It’s called the “Zach Morris”

One that won’t steal a beer.

99. Getting hit by a bus.

Fuck off.

The world is blackballing the wrong Colin.

Friendly note to the fans in attendance:

I continue to believe that I can burn off the stink of depression with heavy doses of alcohol. It may not work well, but it works better than nothing.

Too old for “U up?” ?

“Problematic at best” is an incredible understatement.

Please Google “Ricketts Family GOP”.

Seriously? All the guy said was “That’s my taint, ref.”

It’s it’s almost as if God is a vindictive asshole. I’ll hang up and listen.

Jake is a dog. Finn is human.

Reuben Foster sounds like a $15 sandwich in SF.

R.I.P. Childhood.

My 7 year old is just a seven-year-old. I don’t feel the need to recruit a child into the Woke Army. You only get one childhood it doesn’t deserve to be poisoned by politics, and I would say the same thing to anyone who brings a child to an anti-abortion rally.

I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier

Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who…

All your favorite teams suck.

Where the hell do you think the commemorative Super Bowl coins are coming from?

Koko B. Ware, not some fucking Bird man.