The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

I know the point is being made that a good census is a bipartisan issue, but I truly don’t believe conservatives see it that way.

How come every story about 45 starts with me laughing at his buffoonery.... but ends with me crying bc I am truly afraid we’re all fucked bc of him?

And can we ever go back to the halcyon days before, where everything wasn’t so dramatic, ramped up, and felt like we were on the cusp of annihilation?

Ever see them in the same place at the same time? Both orange. Both fixated on food (be it lasagna or the most wonderful chocolate cake you’ve ever seen), extremely moody, hate exercise and Mondays, often found standing in or near sand (the litter box or golf course variety) ...

You’re reporting is keeping me sane. Because I know I’m not the only one who feels like it has been years but in reality it’s only 117 fucking days.

you know what, he was right - I am sick and tired of all this winning!

What else is there?

I don’t think President Pence is particularly well acquainted with the concept of “liberty.”

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

He could so easily break that glass door. But that would be very rude!

“I was going to fire Comey,” Trump told NBC. “Regardless of the recommendation, I was going to fire Comey.”

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

They will battle to settle the long running question: Most Overrated New York State Food Thing, New York Slice or Beef on Weck. Whoyagot!

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules…

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

This is fantastic information, thank you. A follow up?

Note to self.