Boy we let high school boys do as much sexual assaulting as their boyish hearts desire & you’d think they’d be happy! But NOOOO. They also want to smoke pot & oppose the 2nd Amendment. They’re sick!

Hopefully something sends him on his way towards his rightful place on YouTube where he has a channel regular defended by 14-year-olds with “He’s awesome BECAUSE he’s not talented, dad!”

Dear god, yeah cool let’s set a precedent for providing corporations free labor born out of brand loyalty.

The Eagles should be jailed for deleting theirs. 

Yes, Chevy’s a bitter asshole but that resume is pretty fucking great even if it drives off a cliff in the 90s. I guess I should also add that despite the years of talk about how everyone he works with hates his guts, besides a few people that if you had to name wouldn’t take more than 1 hand to count (and even most…

The weirdest reaction I’ve come across to the Brie stuff are people who think the “internet” is being too hard on her, & that if it was anyone else but a Diva Era star, they’d cut her slack. Sasha Banks was only doing what she was told to do when she gave Paige the kick that ended her in-ring career & she also got a…

Part of me hopes this is just Matt seeing the writing on the wall for how Vince views him as a singles act & protecting the value of his biggest gimmick before it ends up remembered as a pre-show/dark match WWE thing. My hope is based on how he specifically said we’d never see Woken Matt Hardy in a WWE ring again as…

Ambrose is a guy who brought a lot to the table when he arrived & has just kinda gradually been stripped of everything but being a “crazy guy” who isn’t afraid to brawl. I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw him cut a promo. Even in his backstage segments he mostly seems to exchange some words with whoever his…

I’d guess most of that is because in NXT “creative” consists of wrestling people who take pride in coaching a developing talent to get over with the fans. Whereas on the main roster creative is a combination of reject sitcom writers who know nothing but terrible jokes & skit premises, and bitter producers/sycophants…

Right. Also these are all products that try to have something for everyone, so these guys are literally angry that EVERY aspect isn’t intended for them. 

Interesting. The one in my area didn’t, to my dad’s dismay, though I suppose that could’ve been a zoning issue or something.

“Stomp my flag I’ll stomp your ass!” Cool that their immediate parallel to the American flag is an ass.

One of my favorite gripes is “WWE is for kids!” from grown men who go to events to boo faces & cheer heels. Like, I wonder if these dudes go to Chuck. E. Cheese’s every week & complain to the manager about how all of the games are “kiddie bullshit!” & that there’s no beer. If you truly think it’s just for kids, why…

Damn those uniforms are ugly. The pants don’t look like sweatpants a 11-year-old Browns fan would’ve gotten for Christmas in 1991 at least.

Man, Baby Boomer men just couldn’t help themselves from enjoying this lame ass song from a sex offender. They are drawn to repetitive, chorus heavy songs like moths to a light.

Peak sports fan guy for me was this guy who after the Georgia incident said his sister actually went to Pitt with the girl who accused Ben & said she was obsessed with him & bragged about wanting to fuck him. It took him a full 3 days to realize the incident didn’t take place in Pittsburgh, which I think he assumed…

“Muselmann and Beta Theta Pi deny the hazing incident ever took place...”

I definitely hate the NFL’s uniform policy, I assume the only people who enjoy it are asshole middle managers who only let their employees (the public never interacts with in person) wear jeans on Fridays when they’ve hit some bullshit goal.

Ah sweet, your classic “Possession is nine-tenths of the law!” morons, with the added bonus of acknowledging that they know the item belongs to someone else.

Good lord, can you imagine risking your life for an employer & them not even being willing to give you a god damn construction job reference?