Soon to be posting on the Midtown Tavern Yelp page:

For all of his faults, Ben’s career finally provided a NFL QB that all us regular guys who use the drive-thru to order a Coke from McDonalds can relate to.

This really does need to be officially referred to as the Homer Simpson “But Marge, I swear, I never thought you’d find out” Defense.

Goodell: We need you to change this lyric from “She will be loved” to “She will be held responsible for the role she played in her own abuse”.

“I’m not a loser...”

I used to think cold pizza (left out) was delicious in high school but as I got older the thought of even touching a slice of pizza that sat out all night makes me nauseous. 

The N-word will be yelled in Pittsburgh a lot today while cheese fries & buffalo chicken dip gobs strike bystanders like hail.

The Taylor thing seems more hypocritical than it is. We’ve seen there is very much a cult-like mindset that is pushed into these guys’ heads as young as high school. If you polled most active players about things like the concussion protocol I bet you’d find a startling percentage of them who think it’s bullshit &…

There’s little chance this leak isn’t their attempt at getting him to rant about it to either get his base motivated to vote or at least show up to polling stations to try to intimidate people they suspect aren’t voting GOP (mostly anyone not an angry looking white man in their 60s who looks like they’re pregnant or…

I started remembering how incredible the whole Portis-McGahee-Gore succession of backs at Miami was then I also remembered Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown & Brandon Jacobs were all on the same Auburn team & in the same class.

“To suggest that the President & I running a secret cult where we drown children & eat their corpses makes us ‘bad people’ is just absurd & more Trump Hysteria from our colleagues on the left.” -Mitch McConnell at some point in the next year or so

You’d think pairing a 37-year-old QB with the architect of the Vikings’ NFC Championship Game offense would’ve resulted in some better results.

It’s weird people were so shocked about the fans being ticked. As if paying big money to attend a Strowman-Reigns HIAC main event for the title & having it end in a fashion that isn’t supposed to apply to this type of match, isn’t reason enough. They do this way too damn much anymore. No matter the feud, the first…

Jerry Jones: I assure you, this isn’t just about football. We’re gonna do everything we can to help Josh battle addiction.

I go back & read this email I got from a republican lobbyist friend of mine in October of 2016 regularly. It bummed me out then & absolutely depresses me now because of how right it ended up being.

Most of these guys are more the type who spend days in a perpetual rage fantasizing about how they wished they had confronted & handled stuff like that & stare down oblivious old people they pass for driving too slow. They’re repetitively vulgar & offensive because online, either anonymously or to someone they have…

Frustrated & feeling helpless at these developments thousands of Trump supporters paint the n-word on their asses & will spend the weekend pointing their bare asses at all lawyers.

I deal with something similar & I am not doing anything close to trying to play a 162 game season. It can be a nightmare even on occasions where I’m not doing anything athletic. I need to physically prepare myself for a 1 hour car ride.

The Republican base is a tainted mess. Unfortunately the Dem base is tainted just enough that they’ll never be able to truly stop the GOP.

Unfortunately “Leave them alone” at this point is just a way to shake any claims that they coordinated harassment. It always feel empt, like he knows their fans take that shit with a wink & a nod.