I used to feel bad for him but clearly he’s cool with all of it so long as it makes him money staying associated with BS. There’s been a dozen times he could’ve just said “While I appreciate the opportunity BS gave me I can’t work for a company that would not only tolerate but encourage this kind of behavior” &…

Bless the genius corporate asshole who had no idea the HNIC was universally loved & decided it was time to change it. I only hope they moved on to running a McDonalds & suggesting they replace french fries with coleslaw. 

They should get the Cryptkeeper guy to voice it. That reboot got canned so I’m sure he’s available.

I was at a bar a few years ago & the jukebox was on random & “I Hate Myself For Loving You” came on & all these fat humps started getting excited & grooving away in their chairs & shit. Then they realized it wasn’t the bastardized ripoff SNF song & got visibly angry.

I used to get in trouble for staying up to watch Conan on school nights. It was just so brilliant. I only watched a few episodes of the TBS show, you could just tell the NBC thing had taken a lot out of him. I understand why they did it, when they made the transition announcement Conan was an in demand star & no one…

I can’t find most of my favorite clips, like the time Andy tracked down the head shaking guy from the Michael Jackson “Beat It” video.

Nah. Rob Johnson actually managed to play a couple of decent games.

You’re wasting your time. They even think it was her on the voice recordings (using her no doubt extensive voice analyzing experience) despite federal authorities not agreeing with that & this “In 2013, Salazar sued Kai for defamation of character and intentional infliction of emotional stress. Kai tried to get that…

I like her name because it sounds like a dorky dance from the 1920s.

Holy shit I remember a time when I liked PTI. It was that weird period between the death of the SportsCenter everyone loved & the dawn of the “DEFEND YOUR FANHOOD!” hot take orgy ESPN would become. Man, remember Playmakers? A darn underrated ESPN era.

If Donald Trump despises the Deep State so much, why did HE hire them?

“Look. This game should allow every fan to play out their personal vision of Spider-Man. My Spider-Man would like to do a 9/11.”

“MLB says the sale is contingent on the “closing of the sale transaction with the current owners of the Marlins,” which is expected to happen in the coming days. Sherman and Jeter will take control of the team at that point.

He was gone anyway though. The Marlins were not starting the 2018 season with Stanton’s contract on the payroll & they had a chance to get better prospects in return, and they were trying to do that before Stanton exercised a right handed to him by the previous owner (ironically to protect him from THAT guy’s…

I understand that & that it appears the new ownership group’s purchase was contingent on gutting payroll is something MLB needs to address (not allow to happen again). In that sense I like that Stanton ended up using the situation to embarrass them with a pretty lopsided trade for a reigning MVP, & to the public face…

I’m mostly just surprised Donaldson will be able to play at all this season. To say “he didn’t look right” back in May would be a huge understatement. I’m definitely curious to know if it was just Cleveland being more willing to take on the risk that this was a lost year for Donaldson who should’ve had surgery instead…

I thought they had better deals agreed to with other teams but Stanton refused to accept them because he’d only accept a deal to New York?

My god the Asuka thing. I would’ve loved to watch Ric’s live reaction to watching Charlotte drop the championship to Carmella (then subsequently losing clean to her) after ending the Asuka streak.

He’s definitely McDermott’s illegitimate son or something.

This interpretation is new but the “Thou shalt only hit black quarterbacks” rule is a foundation of the league & their courageous fight against reverse racism.