This is a better take than last night’s where they didn’t seem willing to even concede 1% of fault to Serena.

Whoever suggested they not anger the bulk of their fans & the near entirety of their players (product) to appease a small, but vocal segment of racist lunatics who probably already weren’t watching their games because black people are allowed to participate & earn money, MIGHT earn Goodell’s permission to eat some of…

Seriously? Look, I love Serena too but that official did NOTHING but his job & he did it well. The initial call was correct, as stated by the coach himself, & even if it had actually been bullshit she should’ve just shrugged it off & moved on. She’s a veteran & way too smart for that. Eventually it just came across…

“1. This is an article from a writer they did hire full-time and who still works there (I think). It’s about then-Minnesota head coach Jerry Kill eating an ice cream bar in the snow. Just one problem: it’s not Jerry Kill.

A lot of people also usually aren’t going to blow vacation days on end of summer/September unless it’s for something where a zoo of people legitimately makes it a huge waste of time & money to be there. The beach & boardwalk can still be enjoyed when packed, it’s just not optimal. Unlike say, an amusement park where…

As a runner in my 30s I genuinely miss when I didn’t have the legs of a Korean War veteran.

I stopped watching the NBA for a few years & I remember watching a Spurs game one night while getting drunk & heard the announcer say Diaw’s name & looked but couldn’t find him. Then they did a close up with his name on the screen & I couldn’t believe it was him.

The correct answer is “When your friends & family are attending your funeral”.

*sees linked false article is already deleted*

This is America, pal. It’s only okay to pursue the most money that can be made if:

A friend of mine took a job at a boomer-loaded shop shortly before ACA came to be. The owner made a big stink over how “unfortunately” everybody (except select co-boomers) would need to have their salaries cut because of Obamacare. He immediately called bullshit on it & went to a less Hannity-fed owned shop across…

I think these are always great. I absolutely think you should send some Jezebel writers to a WWE show too. Their perspectives on the “women’s revolution” & how insincere it comes across at times would be really interesting.

IMO Halt and Catch Fire was a better show though. Plus I think their cast was a little more in demand which sometimes works in a show’s favor.

A TON of this is mostly just a reflection of how incredibly stupid Trump is though. For example, Obama & his top trusted aides (of which Trump has none because he has zero friends & no one likes him on a personal level outside of superficial “friendships” like the one he has with Tom Brady) would’ve immediately…

At least now it makes slight sense why Trump believes in the “deep state” so much. LOL.

For the love of god, Asia please stop. A series of responses that repeatedly contradict your previous responses is like “Huge Liars 101". She needs to go away & stop trying to blame her dead boyfriend too as if it doesn’t just start to make his suicide more suspicious.

This shit needs to be illegal & soon. Corporations who can afford to pay legitimate writers a competitive salary shouldn’t be paying less qualified writers, no matter their skill level, peanuts for MORE content. It’s like my issue with the gig economy in general, & I wish everyone understood what exploitation is &…

Something shady is going on. I’ve seen other sites too marveling over their “innovative marketing” which includes the standard clueless marketing dipshit stuff like “Got #Purge?” shirts they were giving out. I’m waiting for them to give out Purge pencils & read a bunch of bloggers gushing over how awesome they are.

“Dearest peasants of my kingdom, I speak to you today about illicit & indecent behavior of those who have overthrown me. I bring to you today tales of desired fornication, prejudice & swindling. I know what you must be asking right now. ‘My King, how could any engage in such cool behavior without being you or at the…

1. The angriest I can remember being at a friend was a day I ditched work to enjoy a beautiful random July Wednesday, asking “Where can we go grab a burger?” & a friend spending about 40 minutes hyping Shake Shack with shit like “Oh burgers will never be the same after you eat here, man”. We waited in line forever,…