Damn those uniforms are ugly. The pants don’t look like sweatpants a 11-year-old Browns fan would’ve gotten for Christmas in 1991 at least.

My guess is that RDJ’s Stark & Evans’s Cap walk out of Avengers 4 alive & “available” when needed, if for no other reason than a needed “Holy shit!” cameo when Marvel worries a movie lacks star power or to be able to come back if the next phase of the Avengers specific franchise starts to fall off a little. It’s…

Man, Baby Boomer men just couldn’t help themselves from enjoying this lame ass song from a sex offender. They are drawn to repetitive, chorus heavy songs like moths to a light.

Peak sports fan guy for me was this guy who after the Georgia incident said his sister actually went to Pitt with the girl who accused Ben & said she was obsessed with him & bragged about wanting to fuck him. It took him a full 3 days to realize the incident didn’t take place in Pittsburgh, which I think he assumed…

“Muselmann and Beta Theta Pi deny the hazing incident ever took place...”

I definitely hate the NFL’s uniform policy, I assume the only people who enjoy it are asshole middle managers who only let their employees (the public never interacts with in person) wear jeans on Fridays when they’ve hit some bullshit goal.

Ah sweet, your classic “Possession is nine-tenths of the law!” morons, with the added bonus of acknowledging that they know the item belongs to someone else.

I remember when the first movie came out the director or somebody was getting excited about all of these arcade themed possibilities the sequel could pursue & it’s awesome that it went down zero of them.

Good lord, can you imagine risking your life for an employer & them not even being willing to give you a god damn construction job reference?

Maybe they could spend some of that money on some more TV animation that doesn’t look like an art school project instead of potentially diluting the biggest movie franchise going.

Soon to be posting on the Midtown Tavern Yelp page:

For all of his faults, Ben’s career finally provided a NFL QB that all us regular guys who use the drive-thru to order a Coke from McDonalds can relate to.

This really does need to be officially referred to as the Homer Simpson “But Marge, I swear, I never thought you’d find out” Defense.

Goodell: We need you to change this lyric from “She will be loved” to “She will be held responsible for the role she played in her own abuse”.

“I’m not a loser...”

I used to think cold pizza (left out) was delicious in high school but as I got older the thought of even touching a slice of pizza that sat out all night makes me nauseous. 

The N-word will be yelled in Pittsburgh a lot today while cheese fries & buffalo chicken dip gobs strike bystanders like hail.

The Taylor thing seems more hypocritical than it is. We’ve seen there is very much a cult-like mindset that is pushed into these guys’ heads as young as high school. If you polled most active players about things like the concussion protocol I bet you’d find a startling percentage of them who think it’s bullshit &…

I had the IMFree, wow what a waste of money.

There’s little chance this leak isn’t their attempt at getting him to rant about it to either get his base motivated to vote or at least show up to polling stations to try to intimidate people they suspect aren’t voting GOP (mostly anyone not an angry looking white man in their 60s who looks like they’re pregnant or…