I started remembering how incredible the whole Portis-McGahee-Gore succession of backs at Miami was then I also remembered Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown & Brandon Jacobs were all on the same Auburn team & in the same class.

“To suggest that the President & I running a secret cult where we drown children & eat their corpses makes us ‘bad people’ is just absurd & more Trump Hysteria from our colleagues on the left.” -Mitch McConnell at some point in the next year or so

You’d think pairing a 37-year-old QB with the architect of the Vikings’ NFC Championship Game offense would’ve resulted in some better results.

Can I search messages yet?

It’s weird people were so shocked about the fans being ticked. As if paying big money to attend a Strowman-Reigns HIAC main event for the title & having it end in a fashion that isn’t supposed to apply to this type of match, isn’t reason enough. They do this way too damn much anymore. No matter the feud, the first…

Jerry Jones: I assure you, this isn’t just about football. We’re gonna do everything we can to help Josh battle addiction.

I go back & read this email I got from a republican lobbyist friend of mine in October of 2016 regularly. It bummed me out then & absolutely depresses me now because of how right it ended up being.

Most of these guys are more the type who spend days in a perpetual rage fantasizing about how they wished they had confronted & handled stuff like that & stare down oblivious old people they pass for driving too slow. They’re repetitively vulgar & offensive because online, either anonymously or to someone they have…

Frustrated & feeling helpless at these developments thousands of Trump supporters paint the n-word on their asses & will spend the weekend pointing their bare asses at all lawyers.

I deal with something similar & I am not doing anything close to trying to play a 162 game season. It can be a nightmare even on occasions where I’m not doing anything athletic. I need to physically prepare myself for a 1 hour car ride.

The Republican base is a tainted mess. Unfortunately the Dem base is tainted just enough that they’ll never be able to truly stop the GOP.

Unfortunately “Leave them alone” at this point is just a way to shake any claims that they coordinated harassment. It always feel empt, like he knows their fans take that shit with a wink & a nod. 

I used to feel bad for him but clearly he’s cool with all of it so long as it makes him money staying associated with BS. There’s been a dozen times he could’ve just said “While I appreciate the opportunity BS gave me I can’t work for a company that would not only tolerate but encourage this kind of behavior” &…

It genuinely saddens me that by the time a director who wants Transformers to be the stars of a Transformers movie gets to make a new main film (not a spin off) Cullen & Welker probably won’t be back. It feels inevitable that some brainless assclown at Hasbro will insist on it.

Bless the genius corporate asshole who had no idea the HNIC was universally loved & decided it was time to change it. I only hope they moved on to running a McDonalds & suggesting they replace french fries with coleslaw. 

They should get the Cryptkeeper guy to voice it. That reboot got canned so I’m sure he’s available.

I was at a bar a few years ago & the jukebox was on random & “I Hate Myself For Loving You” came on & all these fat humps started getting excited & grooving away in their chairs & shit. Then they realized it wasn’t the bastardized ripoff SNF song & got visibly angry.

I used to get in trouble for staying up to watch Conan on school nights. It was just so brilliant. I only watched a few episodes of the TBS show, you could just tell the NBC thing had taken a lot out of him. I understand why they did it, when they made the transition announcement Conan was an in demand star & no one…

I can’t find most of my favorite clips, like the time Andy tracked down the head shaking guy from the Michael Jackson “Beat It” video.

Nah. Rob Johnson actually managed to play a couple of decent games.