I stopped watching the NBA for a few years & I remember watching a Spurs game one night while getting drunk & heard the announcer say Diaw’s name & looked but couldn’t find him. Then they did a close up with his name on the screen & I couldn’t believe it was him.

The correct answer is “When your friends & family are attending your funeral”.

*sees linked false article is already deleted*

This is America, pal. It’s only okay to pursue the most money that can be made if:

A friend of mine took a job at a boomer-loaded shop shortly before ACA came to be. The owner made a big stink over how “unfortunately” everybody (except select co-boomers) would need to have their salaries cut because of Obamacare. He immediately called bullshit on it & went to a less Hannity-fed owned shop across…

I think it’s dumb but I absolutely understand why they want to add it. More people, specifically more YOUNG people, will watch the Oscars on TV if movies they are way more likely to see & be passionate about are in the running for categories that matter & not just stuff like “Best Editing!” or whatever. They could…

I think these are always great. I absolutely think you should send some Jezebel writers to a WWE show too. Their perspectives on the “women’s revolution” & how insincere it comes across at times would be really interesting.

IMO Halt and Catch Fire was a better show though. Plus I think their cast was a little more in demand which sometimes works in a show’s favor.

A TON of this is mostly just a reflection of how incredibly stupid Trump is though. For example, Obama & his top trusted aides (of which Trump has none because he has zero friends & no one likes him on a personal level outside of superficial “friendships” like the one he has with Tom Brady) would’ve immediately…

At least now it makes slight sense why Trump believes in the “deep state” so much. LOL.

They may not have commented simply for having no interaction with the guy at all. Munn might have been the only one that worked with him & complained privately to the studio after she found out. The general statement “issued no comment” can be unfair because it gives the impression that the response from the person…

Geez this all sounds like Child Molester 101 shit. All the “I was just trying to build their confidence! I had no intention to ever blah blah blah” crap. There was a guy in my hometown who most of my friends suspected of at the minimum “not being quite right” because he had friendships with young adolescent boys, like…

I hate the Skrulls. Always have. I was not disappointed when licensing rights were keeping them out of the MCU. To me it’s just super lazy to have villains who can become any other character. Loki doing it was generally a gag, even impersonating Oden was a joke we were in on the whole time.

For the love of god, Asia please stop. A series of responses that repeatedly contradict your previous responses is like “Huge Liars 101". She needs to go away & stop trying to blame her dead boyfriend too as if it doesn’t just start to make his suicide more suspicious.

This shit needs to be illegal & soon. Corporations who can afford to pay legitimate writers a competitive salary shouldn’t be paying less qualified writers, no matter their skill level, peanuts for MORE content. It’s like my issue with the gig economy in general, & I wish everyone understood what exploitation is &…

Something shady is going on. I’ve seen other sites too marveling over their “innovative marketing” which includes the standard clueless marketing dipshit stuff like “Got #Purge?” shirts they were giving out. I’m waiting for them to give out Purge pencils & read a bunch of bloggers gushing over how awesome they are.

Yeah this would be like a rapist saying they had no intention of raping their victim until they found them too attractive not to. Circumstance didn’t turn them into a rapist, they were a rapist when they woke up that day. The couple had an amount of money where they were willing to flush being charitable down the…

“Dearest peasants of my kingdom, I speak to you today about illicit & indecent behavior of those who have overthrown me. I bring to you today tales of desired fornication, prejudice & swindling. I know what you must be asking right now. ‘My King, how could any engage in such cool behavior without being you or at the…

1. The angriest I can remember being at a friend was a day I ditched work to enjoy a beautiful random July Wednesday, asking “Where can we go grab a burger?” & a friend spending about 40 minutes hyping Shake Shack with shit like “Oh burgers will never be the same after you eat here, man”. We waited in line forever,…

The best shit was immediately after that tweet he moved on to the “pig socks” after some vets criticized his making it about the military. Concrete proof even they don’t believe their bullshit.