To be fair looking at their current roster this IS the right move I guess. It’s the excitement in their tweet that makes it absurd. Like a mom or dad enthusiastically asking “Who’s ready for beef stroganoff?!” on what was expected to be pizza night.

Sadly Pete Davidson thought he was a very close friend & already got the bishop’s name tattooed on his back in a misguided attempt at being woke AF.

I think just for movies & TV though Barry sounds more like a marketable character name than Wally.

I knew a lot of LA Raider fans who felt like at least they were still in California when they moved back to Oakland, despite the distance. I mean Vegas is a shorter drive but with the exception of the weekend party crowd (bulk of being rich Hills kids who probably cheer for the Pats anyway) there isn’t a ton of LA…

Sure, one can argue that Las Vegas is about 95% tourists but hey! SOME of that 95% could be NFL fans & a smaller percentage of that percentage could even be Raiders fans & a percentage of that percentage’s percentage could be Raiders fans who aren’t pissed that the team left California completely!

I remember being in a college class & a classmate told a story about why she never gave money to homeless people because one time she & her boyfriend offered their post-drinking pizza leftovers to a homeless man asking for money for food & he refused. In her opinion, this meant he wanted money for drugs or alcohol…

People didn’t know this already?

Gruden probably feels like he needs at least 4 more QBs so those 2 picks will be a good start.

You’re forgetting that he was also a drunk who was constantly alienating people by being an asshole & somehow he managed to become an even bigger asshole after he got sober. A rare feat worthy of idolization. 

I love how many people seem to think AMC brought in Robert Mueller to head this investigation or something. As if it wasn’t like every other bullshit “internal investigation” in corporate history.

We’re poised for a record shattering year for emancipated minors.

If a player COULD & did do what Marrone did in leaving Buffalo they’d only be slightly more signable than Kap.

No stranger who doesn’t suck has ever been a surprise tag-along to hanging out. If someone has one redeeming quality it will be the focal selling point of their warned presence.

How fucked are we when I’m sincerely worried that Trump can actually find a worse AG than Sessions? 

I ditched Twitter after they repeatedly ignored a guy’s 100% legitimate death threats & attempted doxxing that he never even deleted. Sad, because around like 2011-ish I used to have a lot of fun on there.

It’s just insane that it’s over this & not something like their very well known labor abuse.

He showed them that this shit will be tolerated so of course more of them are going to grandstand on shit solely meant to get their most violently angry voters riled up.

*IG photo of some asshole’s bare feet reclining with a view of the sun setting over the ocean*

Same here. Maybe they thought the name “Wally” was a tough sell.

Future child: Dad, why do I have to read these Chad Durfluggle Batman comics? Why can’t Bruce Wayne or at least Dick Grayson be MY Batman too?