I have “Ariana calls off the wedding” in a pool. I had first dibs & really was torn between that & “Divorced after 3 months”.  

Well I know when I left the catholic church my Monsignor said he would miss me & wished me & my family well. When my friend quit Scientology they told her it’d “be a shame” if her father lost his job & a couple of weeks after someone left a polaroid taken from inside her living room in her mail box.

The main reason Scientology gets labeled as a cult though is because they are a cult.

He probably thought Thomas Wayne was Batman.

An app of course. Well sorry, buddy but porn also qualifies as a “gig”.

Sean Payton is the perfect NFL coach. He spent the bulk of his time as an assistant being terrible at his job, did okay in Dallas for a couple of years & then became untouchable in New Orleans after landing Drew Brees as he was entering his prime...and only because Miami chose a former MVP caliber QB coming off knee…

I SO miss the golden age of afternoon game shows & maybe not coincidentally, the golden age of Nickelodeon & MTV.

I was thinking also maybe after his brother took off someone probably saw the door open, *determined no one was home & alerted Jenkins who then couldn’t get a hold of his brother & texted someone else to call the police & make sure he just forgot to close the door.

One of the greatest sales pitches for how shitty conservatives are is how many famous people have to do the best job they can of distancing themselves from conservatism (extreme or fairly mild) when they get connected to it.

I’d complain but then I remember the last time I caught a new episode of Spongebob. 

Cartoon Network without Regular Show AND Adventure Time will feel so weird.

Also to add, the rumors about Aziz were going around way before that woman’s story got published. It’s almost impossible to find now because Twitter searching his name & “assault” will get you like 8 million tweets, but prior to that you could find a thread from a couple of years ago with a black woman making very…

Ah, Aziz Ansari. The rare talent who can unite white feminists & MRAs. 

Emilio Estevez is the only other “computer guy” I can think of in the franchise too lol.

I hate that I need to stop myself from getting too into this show, it just doesn’t seem long for this “peak TV” world we’re in now. Especially on AMC where I’ve seen better shows struggle to get renewed. Which sucks because this show is a breath of fresh air. I don’t have to worry & only have to theorize if I feel…

I know Mike basically only exists in the Breaking Bad universe because Bob Odenkirk was busy when they were going to be finishing season 2 of BB, but it seems like they’re definitely sticking to the idea introduced later that Saul was unaware that Mike wasn’t just the P.I. willing to go a little further every now &…

Agreed. I think it’s a sign of his inability to ever really process & move forward after the loss (that he feels guilty about) of his son & hence the perfectly timed meeting with Gus at the end, also really what ends up driving him so deep into the world of organized crime & being a heavy for a drug kingpin.

Everyone quoted in this story sucks. Turd sandwich isn’t good enough. This story is the Ultimeatum from Regular Show but made with turds.

Yeah that’s what I mean by him handling the schedule too. His lifestyle probably wouldn’t hold up long today, and for sure not with the Yankees after Lupica’s 100th “Mantle’s Boozing is a Disgrace” column by July.

The other big flaw with eliminating HOF’ers because time has made their skill & accomplishments less impressive is that you can’t compare players generationally. Michael Jordan was the premiere physical specimen of his NBA era, his training was insane. Yet, if you hopped in the Bill & Ted phone booth to 1992, brought…