Not anymore, they don't.

He’s right though, and thought entertaining no matter how much shade you attempt to throw his way.

Most tire shops in the Philippines have tire machines? You know this for a fact, or you just assume everywhere is just like where you live?

I love how everyone in the comments love to act like they are sexually liberated, until they are not.

Or something totally unrelated. You have no idea.

Oh fuck off with your false sadness for a person you’ve never met. “Oh god, they’re making jokes about it!”

Then why are you here if you don’t care?

You poor summer child.

Suck it, book lovers. The only way to finish the books is to watch the show. GRRM isn’t finishing the next book, let alone finishing the series.

Even better? Stripping away the dark humor from his earlier works makes for “even better”? No. No it is not. No it is not and you are wrong. Wrong in your wrongness.

So Deadspin is the Under Armor to ESPN’s Nike?

Shut up

Read gooder, dick.

No letters on Marchman’s ivory tower bad take on modern television? How saying Breaking Bad isnt German Opera? How even after admitting to not watching Breaking Bad he soldiers on with his hit take?

You don’t get invited to fun parties, do you?

There’s a reason you couldn’t find a different picture with guys & gals conveying the same feeling.

Because bachelorette parties tend to start off trying to be the center of attention where ever they go, and that creates plenty of drama on its own. There tends to be an itinerary of “fun things” the group has to do, plus dick related wearables (always with the plastic dicks). They naturally run out of steam as it…

Made a burner account specifically to star this.

I can’t tell if I feel more sorry for your husband that he doesn’t have any real friends, or that he is already an indentured servant before he’s actually married.