Because bachelorette parties tend to start off trying to be the center of attention where ever they go, and that creates plenty of drama on its own. There tends to be an itinerary of “fun things” the group has to do, plus dick related wearables (always with the plastic dicks). They naturally run out of steam as it…

Made a burner account specifically to star this.

I can’t tell if I feel more sorry for your husband that he doesn’t have any real friends, or that he is already an indentured servant before he’s actually married.