lanceknoxville
lanceknoxville
lanceknoxville

When Denver called that goal line timeout after KC had just focused on killing of the clock, I automatically thought that Belichick would have crushed them for doing that. At no point did I think Reid would have that level of response in him, but I have never been happier to be wrong.

Yeah, this seems like one of those situations where the slightest bit of transparency and common sense would eliminate most controversy. If the NFL would say, “Hey, from time-to-time the on-field referees are going to be in contact with officials back in New York so that egregious mistakes can be corrected

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

If destroyed, the bridge also floats so that it can be pushed away to prevent the Navy ships from being trapped in.

OMG. Is that a real bridge?

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

Fucking love Eric Berry.

Berry didn’t see Andy Reid frantically waving at him to take a knee so the offense could go out and punt

Don’t despair Falcons fans. When the football gods close a door, they open a multimillion dollar anus-window.

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Was the first series of OT, so just need to get to the 15—no need for chain.

I brought home a pint of ice cream the other night and my wife wanted me to share it with her. I didn’t have to say anything. I just looked at her, the way one looks at their spouse when they say something that defies all logic and sanity. She rolled her eyes and said never mind and the world was as it should be as

“It’s the Greek burger! With a lamb patty and mint aioli! As seen on Food Network’s Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes!”

Artisanal coffee is bullshit, but cheap coffee is ass. There’s a bell curve, with the top being good stuff you buy in a grocery store. Rule of thumb: if you’re paying more than a dollar an ounce, you’re buying bullshit; but if you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass.

We used to traumatize my friend by making him watch that Robocop scene and go frame by frame when he gets hit by the car... one of my better childhood memories.