You know JB Holmes totally drives slow in the left lane as well.  A special level of hell should be reserved for people like JB Holmes.

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

I grew up going to Dodger Stadium countless times. Even though I haven’t lived there in 20 years, that may be the reason that I have a fear of wearing the visiting team’s gear when I am at another stadium. In Atlanta, they said, “even though you’re a Dodger Fan, welcome to Turner Field.” Quite a surprise. There was…

As the father with a child with Autism, I want to be clear about something even though this article did not specifically mention it. Vaccines had nothing to do with it. While I am not a medical doctor, I do have a PhD in Computer Science and like to think I am somewhat intelligent. But guess what? I know when to stay…

There are very certain cases where I think mayo works as a critical ingredient: tuna salad, olive sauce (try an olive burger in Michigan), potato salad, a few others. But in every one of these cases it’s very easy to use too much, because mayo’s for binding shit together and the less it’s tasted, the better.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Drew is honestly the only reason I began frequenting this site. I started visiting Deadspin because of the FunBag. It would be nice if they would at least give some idea of when they think Drew might be back, or how serous this really is. Every time I see a staff member say something about Drew still being gone I…

I humbly request we call them Dreulogies.

No kidding, these weekly tributes make me think he may not be back for quite some time and something serious happened to him. I think the readers at least deserve some type of update on this? Come on Deadspin, you can’t leave us hanging like this!

I’m very worried about him.

are the readers going to have to fucking unionize too and mount a reader stoppage to get a fucking update?!

I cannot fucking STAND the entire staff giving eulogies for Drew in public fora like this without giving us one shred of detail or allusion to what is or could be happening

Seriously. The lack of journalistic integrity is astounding. If this had happened to Stephen A. Smith there is no way they would sit on updates of his condition if they get had them.  

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

Seriously, that’s the most saccharine thing that’s ever been written at Deadspin, and also by far the most frightening. Get well Drew.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

As a non-Cowboys fan, the country at-large is tired of you Cowboys fans