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Like they didn’t just plop something from their re-gifting closet into that blue box.

His magic car thing. You forgot that he knows how to build environmentally friendly, smoother running cars that cost $3000 less than a car costs now.

They asked Amazon employees to celebrate by working for 1959 minimum wage.

Oh, was the “working mom vs. stay-at-home mom” not enough of a divide, we needed to regroup on the assumed at birth gender lines too? What a bunch of shit.

Right, a pointless documentary about what appears to be an ill conceived and poorly acted mostly ad-libbed circle jerk of a movie that was shit-canned before it could tarnish the reputations of everyone involved.

That’s probably why she named her kids Apple and Beelzabub* - so she will remember who the hell they are.

Is it too much to hope that the Democrats are using Biden as chum to distract the GOP from the real threat?

I really need to know how Tio Tito felt after that meeting. Did the Truculent Toddler impress him with his ability to grimace at the camera? Did he dig theat pudgy TrumpThumbs up? Maybe Donnie managed to string some empathatic sounding words together and make Tito feel it wasn’t a dreadful mistake to support this

Twenty minutes? I’ll wait for the InstaPot Vag thank you very much.

Spite houses (and walls) have a long history. I hope to avoid becoming mired in conflicts with neighbors that escalate to this level of petty retaliation.

Pattinson’s face has been waiting it’s entire life for that mustache.

I worked for a “subscription TV” company - not cable - in 1981 when the first pay-per-view fight was shown; Sugar Ray Leonard and Thomas Hearns. The accounts receivable department had to hire an additional 10 people to open all the envelopes and process the checks. This was when the guys that invented YT were probably

I’m sorry... they paid HOW MUCH to watch WHAT?

C’mon Dave, that’s a damned lie.

The fact that they are TERRIFIED that they no longer matter is the entire point of Donald-fucking-Trump. So yes, we need to stop arguing and cajoling and attempting to reason with these people and find ways to win in spite of them.

Love how the sign in the header photo has stars in place of the letters W-H-I-T-E. They should have just spelled it out, they’re not fooling anyone. Except Diamond and Silk.

Is Donny feeling uncomfortable with all his predator friends and tenants getting so much publicity? Is it standard procedure to lock victims out of their homes with a flip “find other arrangements”? 

Random Graphics Guy - “Oh this will look so great in my portfolio!!!”

Couldn’t agree more about the kids. Eight year olds simply do not talk like that.