A cynical ploy to avoid having to ask questions in their own inimitably corrosive and demeaning way; but also to be able to run the clock out on her testimony. To be able to claim they were being sensitive to a victim of sexual assault, not be recorded being heinous assholes right before midterms and mostly to waste…

Beginning to believe that Ms. Mitchell is (perhaps intentionally) torpedoing support of Kavanaugh with her plodding and irrelevant questioning.

Can’t follow Mitchell’s questions because the format is ridiculous. There is NO reason to interrupt questions every five minutes.

I hope you mean they took his mom’s car for a joy ride. Cause taking someone’s mom for a joy ride sounds like a much more serious offense.

So the genre that is being sent up is the genre in which actors are so unskilled that the characters they portray have noticeably bad accents? All Snorri told me was that there was some bad casting and lazy acting going on and “ha ha, it’s funny!”

I’d like to get an expert’s opinion of the veracity of this document. And a dramatic reenactment of the idiots who cooked up the idea and then proceeded to forge it. “Stephen, you can’t write all the entries in the same color ink!!!”

Can we get a couple thousand people to stand outside the White House or Mar A Lago and just point and laugh at Turmp? Please? I’d sign up to do it but I’m too far away and too poor to travel. 

There was no fucking excuse for Jonah Hill’s idiotic Snorri accent. That they actually wrote a nonsense “reason” for it into the dialog made it even more annoying. Just as Joey Tribiani was a proponent of the Smell The Fart Acting method, Jonah Hill seems to be really big on the Try To Stop Looking Like You Can’t…

Or if you “only want outercourse behind the dumpster with an unconscious victim”

hmm, wonder why kinja needed access to my email?

I don’t think they would have dared to use the doppelgänger theory in an open hearing where the victim could shoot them down immediately. I’m afraid Whelan didn’t sink the theory as much as he planted it in the pea brains of the fox “news” dickheads and republicon voters. They’re working on excuses their voters can…

Putin supports Trump because Trump is incompetent enough to continue to destabilize the US and undermine democracy. Then Putin can point out how Western democracy is so destabilizing that it would never work in Russia. I am certain they have different criteria for their own politicians.

You could not be righter. I hang my head in shame. Who is the Farmers “we know a thing or two cause we’ve seen a thing or two” guy? I think he’s kinda hot. Do you think all these insurance spokespeople get together and talk shit about the gecko? 

They don’t bother writing things out anymore. The just gave him a poster board with two columns - the BAD column has clip art of hurricanes, people drowning and Flo from State Farm, the GOOD column has clip art of a cop, a church with a steeple and his own stupid face.

He was told to emphasize “first responders” so that when the inevitable backlash comes they will be able to twist that into a lack of support for the men and women on the ground. The same way that any criticism of military action is twisted into “why you don’t support the troops,” criticism of police brutality is turns…

Because not putting Kavanaugh on the court would be seen as a personal failure to a “man” who cannot, under any circumstances, admit or even believe he is capable of failing. They are trying to keep a lid on the volcano of rage that would ensue. And they believe that post-mid terms they will have a much harder time…

Jesus, really? YOU personally have to comb through images of this fucking asshole? There is no annoying intern you can foist this horrifying task on? What’s your address; I’m sending you a gift basket of tiny bottles of liquor. Or muffins, you pick. Damn, I, it’s just. Fuck, I’m sorry you have to look at his stupid…

Counterpoint: Ugh.

It’s not that I’m not rooting (sorry; pun) for these two showbiz kids and their baby pig, but I can foresee a scenario in which the humans become “uncoupled” and some long drawn out pig-custody battle ensues.

The sprinkles on the icing of the “apology” on the racist cake — this fucking “teacher” writes like she is functionally illiterate and cannot shart out even a single paragraph isn’t written like a lazy child.